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bmdbley'sBro 04-08-2012 06:48 PM

Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum
wtf!? :puke:


Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum

Talk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.

Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.;_ylv=3

blk3 04-08-2012 07:31 PM

This chick went nuts

dbworld4k 04-08-2012 08:08 PM

Man, she had balls to do that.

nonlocal 04-08-2012 08:55 PM

Bad day for this dude, apparently he got sacked at work, too

damameke 04-08-2012 09:55 PM

done breaking his balls....and "repair" at Ball Memorial

nonlocal 04-08-2012 10:33 PM

I wonder what else she has in her bag of tricks...

davericher20 04-09-2012 01:36 PM

she wanted a scrotum


nonlocal 04-09-2012 03:44 PM

no that taint right

you scrote it up

you choade practice more

blk3 04-09-2012 06:15 PM


well he bagged a winner

daytona 04-10-2012 01:05 AM

I thought not winning a coffee at Timmies was having a bad day..this is a bit more least she could have used a knife that crazy bi*&ch....

FelixT 04-12-2012 02:22 PM not mess with the ladies

e30bmart 04-12-2012 05:04 PM

I tried this trick with my girlfriend it's pretty exciting. I thought everyone ripped their scrotum off for fun, no?

AlphasquadM3 04-15-2012 12:00 PM

ouch! hmm.... sitting in front of his computer....... wonder what he was doing......

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