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BMW_7 07-22-2009 11:53 PM

Best quote about women I ever read
 
God was definitely on a focused and logical project management streamlining initiative that day when he decided that he would create the perfect being, in his own image... give or take a rib or two. Symmetrical, with a brain that is capable of a higher learning curve than any of the animals, minerals and vegetables that came before it. It might be a vestigial organ at this point, but so much the better. Wake up, go to work, come home. What's there not to like? Once in a while this perfectly normal man wakes up and looks around and decides that none of the holes in the world seem to be a good fit for his peg. And so he talks to papa and says "Yo.. papa!" ... "I need a servant. I need a **** hole. I need a scapegoat for all of my inefficiencies. I need someone to schedule me in like a hooker, but host me like a wife. I need someone to incubate my seed. I need someone to feed my golem with their breast, mine are too perky and manly to be abused that way"... "Oh... and they have to be perfectly normal like me".

And God said... "Well... if I make them normal, they won't wish to do any of that any more than you would"...

And so... crazy is as crazy does.

dbworld4k 07-23-2009 12:07 AM

Ok.

Soldo 07-23-2009 12:29 AM

If there was no women at the time, how did the guy know to make reference to wives and hookers? Were all the wives and hookers at the time men?

Jim .E. 07-23-2009 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbworld4k (Post 1327835)
Ok.

I'm so lost, I think you are also.

v_bimmer 07-23-2009 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbworld4k (Post 1327835)
ok.

+++++1

sands 07-23-2009 09:18 AM

Huh?!
...this is so going into the recycling bin, lol.

2slow2race 07-23-2009 09:45 AM

delete thread

xlash 07-23-2009 09:50 AM

http://prudz.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/failure.jpg

ericdalinda 07-23-2009 10:07 AM

i get it,

basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
........................

BMW_7 07-23-2009 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Soldo (Post 1327853)
If there was no women at the time, how did the guy know to make reference to wives and hookers? Were all the wives and hookers at the time men?

ok now you're taking things too literal....

BMW_7 07-23-2009 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sands (Post 1327939)
Huh?!
...this is so going into the recycling bin, lol.

lol riiight and the jailbait thread with 100000+ underage girls is not? How is this any different?

xlash 07-23-2009 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ericdalinda (Post 1327966)
i get it,

basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
........................

http://thehealthblogger.com/wp-conte.../07/cookie.jpg

sands 07-23-2009 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW_7 (Post 1327982)
lol riiight and the jailbait thread with 100000+ underage girls is not? How is this any different?

Ummm, if you haven't noticed the jailbait thread still lives on, and makes way more sense then your little rambling.
:P
Or maybe we're just all idiots who don't understand shit...*shiner*
:rolleyes:

Boots R 07-23-2009 11:11 AM

makes sense

lol women

344i 07-23-2009 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericdalinda (Post 1327966)
i get it,

basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
........................

Dude, Can you please change your sig? It is laggy on some browsers and I really don't like putting people on ignore. Just make a SMALLER version


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