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Lee in Ottawa
10-19-2007, 12:01 AM
can't beleive i havn't even gotten as much as a bump in my HID thread in the fs section from you guys let alone a pm saying you'd buy a set. Jeez a guy falls off the face of the earth and doesn't drive a bmw all summer and he's suddenly outcast by the locals*mumble*

Blades
10-19-2007, 12:07 AM
who are you ...



welcome to max *wave*

ecuconnection
10-19-2007, 12:09 AM
someone call a whambulance!! muhahaha!

Nascar318is
10-19-2007, 12:19 AM
I'm sorry to hear that you have HIV.. I'm not interested as I don't go after STD's like Pokemon "Gotta Catch Em all" :) But I did have Vaginal Inflamation Of The Testicles, My late night partying at Bav Auto Took care of that..

I think it's cause it's the end of season and people are focusing on their winter beaters..

everlast
10-19-2007, 12:21 AM
Its cause you're tall and didn't want to play volleyball with me. And, you look a lot like a japanese anime character. These two things make it nearly impossible to support you.

Lee in Ottawa
10-19-2007, 12:47 PM
i'll remeber this well maybe not tonys and barry post because i don't know what their talking about but still the principle of the whole thing.

guess from now on i'm gonna have to roll with the dude with the m3 x5 and m3 325i.

Jamil20
10-19-2007, 01:41 PM
I'm thinking about some HIDs for my fogs just to piss people off more, but that's once I get a replacement fog light, since my driver side is broken.

bmdbley'sBro
10-19-2007, 04:26 PM
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"Jeez a guy falls off the face of the earth and doesn't drive a bmw all summer and he's suddenly outcast by the locals"

LOL :D

this thread & its comments = good stuff :D

jeffrie
10-19-2007, 05:18 PM
I say we ban this shaady "Lee in Ottawa" fella who claims to have a turbo'd 5ver untill some actual proof of the beast surfaces.

Lee in Ottawa
10-19-2007, 05:57 PM
I say we ban this shaady "Lee in Ottawa" fella who claims to have a turbo'd 5ver untill some actual proof of the beast surfaces.

I never said I had a boosted 5ver, all i've ever said was that "next friday i'll definately have it at mm's" no where in that sentence do I say I have one. I think you guys just made that up. Why would I ever want one anyways, they never work even after you dump thousands into them and spend countless hours working on them.

chromius
10-19-2007, 06:56 PM
Aren't you that guy that drives the big pickup truck? :P

Lee in Ottawa
10-19-2007, 06:58 PM
Aren't you that guy that drives the big pickup truck? :P

If you are referring to the man who drives the man truck than yes.

chromius
10-19-2007, 07:05 PM
If you are referring to the man who drives the man truck than yes.

That dem dar truck gots a hemi?:D

Lee in Ottawa
10-19-2007, 07:46 PM
Common man u know how i roll. Diesel or bust

Nascar318is
10-21-2007, 08:40 PM
I never said I had a boosted 5ver, all i've ever said was that "next friday i'll definately have it at mm's" no where in that sentence do I say I have one. I think you guys just made that up. Why would I ever want one anyways, they never work even after you dump thousands into them and spend countless hours working on them.

Shouldn't talk about Adam that way, at least with a busted turbo he came to NH:P

BMW folk are starting to be a dying breed in Ottawa... 8 People at the BMWCC Cruise and 3 were from max.. that's just sick, I remember when we'd be around 15 from Max alone and 20 from BMCC.

ecuconnection
10-21-2007, 09:00 PM
I scared everyone away with my fart can :P

bmdbley'sBro
10-22-2007, 03:31 AM
I never said I had a boosted 5ver, all i've ever said was that "next friday i'll definately have it at mm's" no where in that sentence do I say I have one. I think you guys just made that up. Why would I ever want one anyways, they never work even after you dump thousands into them and spend countless hours working on them.
Shouldn't talk about Adam that way, at least with a busted turbo he came to NH:P


well it was working for that whole 5 days.. then it crapped out on day6 an hour over the border

anyways i can relate to Lee's comments...and it can get dissheartening & demorilizing quick..

like after i get my car back, hopefully with the pipes touching & vibrating issues fixed..
I have to worry about some other stuff..non turbo stuff
brakes, e-brake cable, parking shoes, tranny mounts, possible ball joint or two
missing my inner fender plastic pass-side, no electric fan & my clutch fan is wobbling (still lol)
pass window died on the trip, heat blower hasn't blown me in months..

then theres the rust more & more of us have (arches, bottom of a rocker) :D

Bob Loblaw
10-22-2007, 03:22 PM
Euh... BUMP!!!11!111111

Nascar318is
10-22-2007, 03:24 PM
Euh... BUMP!!!11!111111


Do I know you?? Don't remember ever meeting you.. must be one of Lee's friends??*wave*

ecuconnection
10-22-2007, 05:49 PM
we might never see our HID kits after this thread is done haha

bmdbley'sBro
10-22-2007, 08:20 PM
Do I know you?? Don't remember ever meeting you.. must be one of Lee's friends??*wave*

it's like a 'roast' up in here!!! :D

Nascar318is
10-22-2007, 08:59 PM
Well I'm all set for these HIV's That This Lee Character Talks About.

ecuconnection
10-22-2007, 09:41 PM
Killer condoms!! coming soon to a theatre near you :P

Jamil20
10-22-2007, 10:00 PM
Maybe I can get some HIDs for my high beams and blind the bastards in the international space station too.

bmdbley'sBro
10-23-2007, 01:32 AM
Maybe I can get some HIDs for my high beams and blind the bastards in the international space station too.
LOL :D

other motorists & astronauts vision is irrelevent its all about you dooo iit!! *love*

Nascar318is
10-23-2007, 08:27 AM
I already do that with My H1's, I made a few planes crash in the last 2 years.

Bad timing for these man:( I'm not going to buy them so they can sit in my garage untill my car comes out of storage in april..

chromius
10-23-2007, 09:04 AM
Maybe I can get some HIDs for my high beams and blind the bastards in the international space station too.

As long as you never drive behind me!:P

bmdbley'sBro
10-23-2007, 08:07 PM
^ actually i'd say suv's are worse - its their height or something?

but when he was behind me I just flipped up my rear view *th-up*

bmdbley'sBro
10-25-2007, 03:08 PM
as mentioned earlier: my messed up wiper.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x72/ill318/E36/normal-wpr.jpg
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x72/ill318/E36/messed-wpr.jpg


it just wont stop!!

so how do you go single wiper?

chromius
10-25-2007, 03:25 PM
The metal around it still looks quite solid though, so I'm sure it should be somewhat easy to fix.

I know what you mean though...It's all the little things that add up that are the biggest pissoff.

ecuconnection
10-25-2007, 04:01 PM
remove the arm with flywheel puller providing its rusted and you cant pull up with out risking breakage http://www.tool-rack.co.uk/catalogue/trgp34.jpg(canadiantire) find a welder that is very good at filling

bmdbley'sBro
10-25-2007, 08:13 PM
The metal around it still looks quite solid though, so I'm sure it should be somewhat easy to fix.

I know what you mean though...It's all the little things that add up that are the biggest pissoff.
yeah the wiper still actually works! amazing..
and yep you nailed it its all the little things..

cars back BTW vibration free *par-t*

remove the arm with flywheel puller providing its rusted and you cant pull up with out risking breakage http://www.tool-rack.co.uk/catalogue/trgp34.jpg(canadiantire) find a welder that is very good at filling
LOL yep its fused on there! i figure a air hammer on the wiper arm might do it too?
but it won't be me.. can't do body work for shit!

if i went mono-wiper - i could take that busted/rusted side apart,
do a quick sand & paint to stop the rust (on the top side) :D

ecuconnection
10-25-2007, 09:12 PM
good luck with that man...how is the tipsy turbo??

aziz
10-26-2007, 01:30 PM
:confused:

Nascar318is
10-26-2007, 01:35 PM
:confused:

Do we know you? No then get out of our thread!@*uzi* *uzi*


Peanut Butter Jelly Time*wiggle* *wiggle*

Nice to see you're still alive. How's the car hunting coming along? What's your whip now?

Bob Loblaw
10-26-2007, 04:48 PM
BUUUUUUUUMP!!!11!111111

Nascar318is
10-26-2007, 05:26 PM
I think that guy with the red e30 is sitting back and eating popcorn watching this show.. lol

Nice to see you too stranger ;) Oh Al Tirerack kills the competetion in Canada for prices :)

chromius
10-30-2007, 12:35 PM
Lee, so what's the deal? You have a boosted 5er yet?! Season is almost over!

carjoe
10-30-2007, 04:39 PM
To the OP, if you can figure out how to undo my flippin DRL's, AKA perma lights, I'll get a set of 5K's!

Bob Loblaw
10-30-2007, 04:41 PM
Nice to see you too stranger ;)

I've told you before. STOP blowin' me kisses! I don't swing that way, man!



Oh Al Tirerack kills the competetion in Canada for prices :)

Euh.... Oooookaaaayyy. Are you telling me I need tires?

ecuconnection
10-30-2007, 05:02 PM
To the OP, if you can figure out how to undo my flippin DRL's, AKA perma lights, I'll get a set of 5K's!


remove the module under the drives side dash and replace with a american spec.... Group buY? hehe or check this out http://www.unofficialbmw.com/e36/electrical/e36_daytime_running_lights.html

Boots R
10-30-2007, 05:07 PM
remove the module under the drives side dash and replace with a american spec.... Group buY? hehe or check this out http://www.unofficialbmw.com/e36/electrical/e36_daytime_running_lights.html

1992 to 1995 e36's came hardwired with DRL's , and didn't have a DRL relay.

Joe has a 93 :(

ecuconnection
10-30-2007, 06:22 PM
1992 to 1995 e36's came hardwired with DRL's , and didn't have a DRL relay.

Joe has a 93 :(

Mine is a 95 318i and I was able to do it ... hmm ... now im looking for the highbeam relay so I can try the highbeam DRL swap trick

ecuconnection
10-30-2007, 06:34 PM
Oh wait Early 95s you couldnt and later 95 models you could... my bad

carjoe
10-30-2007, 07:41 PM
I wish it was as easy as a relay. :(

Boots, have you fixed yours?

Nascar318is
10-30-2007, 08:53 PM
Joe, someone on max has done this before. Run some 14 guage wire from the fuse box under the hood(the fuses for your lights obviously) and then run it, into the car via the firewall to the center console to a switch.. I'm going to do this mod with a dimmer switch...Then I can disco it up going down the road*rockout*

Al: I was just giving you a heads up, I haven't seen your used Rubber since last year:P

ecuconnection
10-30-2007, 09:42 PM
whats going on with the Kits lee??

Boots R
10-30-2007, 09:46 PM
I wish it was as easy as a relay. :(

Boots, have you fixed yours?

Not yet, but I know of a shop (referred by another member) that has done it multiple times. IIRC, for e36 the price was around 140.

Do you come down to toronto often?

carjoe
10-31-2007, 11:37 PM
Boots, funny enough, I was just in TO on the weekend but I had the family mobile, aka the van. Though I don't think I'll be going up anytime in the near future.

Tony, I'm going to try that. Come to think of it, I had to do something like that to my old car for the fog lights. When you do it, don't forget to wire up a light to point at the disco ball hanging off your rearview.

ecuconnection
11-09-2007, 01:36 PM
anybody know whats going on with the HID kits... Im dieing for my set

Jamil20
11-09-2007, 01:59 PM
HIDs aren't as important to me as a set of glass headlights. The plastic on the DOT spec E36 headlights are all hazy and allow little light out, which I think is dangerous.

Nascar318is
11-09-2007, 02:39 PM
Yeah Barrie... Get some Depo's already!

ecuconnection
11-28-2007, 12:02 AM
All I want for christmas is my two front HIDs :P

Nascar318is
11-28-2007, 08:05 AM
All I want for christmas is my two front HIDs :P

You could probablly get HIV downtown for about 40$ on Dalhousie street :moon:

chromius
11-28-2007, 08:17 AM
You could probablly get HIV downtown for about 40$ on Dalhousie street :moon:

hahaha! I'm pretty sure you can get it for free...just walk down rideau street.:D

ecuconnection
11-28-2007, 10:00 AM
jerks!!

carjoe
11-28-2007, 10:32 AM
HIDs aren't as important to me as a set of glass headlights. The plastic on the DOT spec E36 headlights are all hazy and allow little light out, which I think is dangerous.

One of the first things I did was take the buffer to the headlights with some swirl remover. Cheap yet effective though not even remotely as awesome as your current setup.

Spennie
12-09-2007, 12:19 PM
I'm just going to unplug my headlights and go for the O.P.P. cruiser spotlight mod.

ecuconnection
12-09-2007, 12:57 PM
All I want for christmas is my two front HIDs :P

I wonder what is going on with these

ecuconnection
01-08-2008, 02:25 PM
Lee or jessi can you confirm these kits are still coming in ?? if not im gona order a set of ebay next week... thanks guys

chromius
01-08-2008, 03:47 PM
Lee can you also please confirm that you are still alive?! as well as your car?:P

oldskool3
01-08-2008, 04:44 PM
I dont think they're ever gonna happen. Just order a set from ebay

edit for Adam: he's alive just never posting. The car is finally running althougt the guy who tuned the car tuned it for 14 psi *shiner* so he is afraid to daily it w/o his intercooler so that needs to be installed. It needs new tires plus the brakes are done. It should be done in two weeks though :rolleyes:

bmdbley'sBro
01-08-2008, 05:44 PM
The car is finally running althougt the guy who tuned the car tuned it for 14 psi *shiner* so he is afraid to daily it w/o his intercooler so that needs to be installed. It needs new tires plus the brakes are done. It should be done in two weeks though :rolleyes:

ahh 1 bar nice...if everything has been prepped h/g, dipstick o-ring, etc

but yeah air to air charge cooler would be a necessity!!

ecuconnection
01-08-2008, 06:54 PM
I was also starting to get worryed haha & thanks for the update jess

chromius
01-08-2008, 08:07 PM
edit for Adam: he's alive just never posting. The car is finally running althougt the guy who tuned the car tuned it for 14 psi *shiner* so he is afraid to daily it w/o his intercooler so that needs to be installed. It needs new tires plus the brakes are done. It should be done in two weeks though :rolleyes:

LOL, thanks for the update Jesse. How about your car?

ecuconnection
01-09-2008, 03:02 PM
Orderd me a set of these http://www.cqlight.ca/product_info.php?cPath=23_25&products_id=135 $165 too the door(free shiping to canada & US customers) was reading reviews and everybody seemed happy with them and aparently they have a much longer life then the low end ebay kits... other kits were over $300... replacement bulbs are only 35$

oldskool3
01-09-2008, 05:16 PM
LOL, thanks for the update Jesse. How about your car?

No worries guys

My car come spring will recieve stock flow mathched injectors to replace the 19lbers and the stock m20 afm to replace the m30 maf. If that doesn't fix the idle than my next geuss is either a vacum leak or I need a new o2 sensor. Hopefully once I can source the problems though it will finally run properly and daily. Once thats done ill look at performance id really like to do urethane subframe bushes first and we'll see what follows money is very tight as usual so my only goal is to actually see it running. The m30 will be sitting for another year.*thmbsdwn*

lights look good bear

chromius
01-09-2008, 05:28 PM
No worries guys

My car come spring will recieve stock flow mathched injectors to replace the 19lbers and the stock m20 afm to replace the m30 maf. If that doesn't fix the idle than my next geuss is either a vacum leak or I need a new o2 sensor. Hopefully once I can source the problems though it will finally run properly and daily. Once thats done ill look at performance id really like to do urethane subframe bushes first and we'll see what follows money is very tight as usual so my only goal is to actually see it running. The m30 will be sitting for another year.*thmbsdwn*

lights look good bear

I'm sure it'll be running right in no time! *th-up*

BTW I've got some Ireland Engineering "street" urethane rear subframe bushings for the e30, brand new never got around to installing them. They're yours if you want em $50 for both.

everlast
01-10-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm sure it'll be running right in no time! *th-up*

BTW I've got some Ireland Engineering "street" urethane rear subframe bushings for the e30, brand new never got around to installing them. They're yours if you want em $50 for both.

That's a good deal. I have them in and I love them. Chances are you likely need them too.

bmdoubleya
01-10-2008, 05:06 PM
That's a good deal. I have them in and I love them. Chances are you likely need them too.


Take them I love them in my 89..

oldskool3
01-11-2008, 02:53 PM
I'm sure it'll be running right in no time! *th-up*

BTW I've got some Ireland Engineering "street" urethane rear subframe bushings for the e30, brand new never got around to installing them. They're yours if you want em $50 for both.

Sold. Thanks a lot Adam I won't be needing them till spring but if you want to get rid of them now or want the money I can come pick them up from you whenever your free. Shoot me a pm. Thanks again