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FastM3
05-07-2006, 06:59 PM
If anyone is looking to have their house torched let me know for a free quote!

Usually it's free but sometimes I charge. :)


Make sure you get your tiles (http://www.maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70995) done first and then paint it (http://www.maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70994) all!

Mr seville
05-07-2006, 07:01 PM
wtf

FastM3
05-07-2006, 07:31 PM
Everything is supplied, even the kerosene!

EDIT: Why are people's posts disappearing?!

M3ti Compact
05-07-2006, 07:34 PM
Wow, you got the worst case of pyromania that I have ever seen!

e36chick
05-07-2006, 08:11 PM
If anyone is looking to have their house torched let me know for a free quote!

Usually it's free but sometimes I charge. :)


Make sure you get your tiles (http://www.maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70995) done first and then paint it (http://www.maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70994) all!

i know someone who burned down their house in a drug induced haze

erikIS
05-07-2006, 08:34 PM
i know someone who cut his flaccid penis off with a razor blade and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes on bake and served it to his dog.

e36chick
05-07-2006, 08:39 PM
i know someone who cut his flaccid penis off with a razor blade and put it in the microwave for 2 minutes on bake and served it to his dog.

did he then proceed to burn down his house?

05-07-2006, 08:53 PM
LOL, after you burn down people's houses call me for tile installations BIATCH, LOL

e30_kid89
05-07-2006, 09:13 PM
a couple layers of paint can cover burn marks:D

FastM3
05-07-2006, 09:14 PM
LOL, after you burn down people's houses call me for tile installations BIATCH, LOL

YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

There's going to be a lot of jobs for you now!!!

FastM3
05-07-2006, 09:14 PM
a couple layers of paint can cover burn marks:D

YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!