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moerom
11-03-2002, 04:00 AM
So I'm cruising in the Cooper S with my best buddy in the passenger seat. At Bay and Yorkville, a guy in a 2001 Harley Davidson pickup stops next to me. He and his friend have some hot girls in the truck (5 seats). The ****er kept trying to run me every light we ran into. After smoking me hard off the line (trust me F150's with the 5.4's are deadly off the line) the guy talked smack hardcore while the BYTCH in the passenger seat asked me if I sucked dick. ARGHHHHH I wanted to kill those MF's. To make a long story short I told him to pick on someone his own size and that if he wanted a real race I'd show him what a real truck can do. The guy said, "Sure, and I have a Ferrari" (in sarcastic tone). ARGHHHH I'm punching myself for not taking the Lightning tonight. I wanted to spank his pansy fag ass and embarrass him and his truck in front of his girls and boys. I guess I will get my chance to show him up sooner or later. And if you guys are wondering, the Cooper S did pretty well. After 4000 rpm it pulls nicely, and they were surprised that after the first 100 feet I was reeling them in fast. OMG I wanted to punch that cocky driver....

bimmermafia
11-03-2002, 10:45 PM
bro u should have ran this guy off the road and see how stupid he felt with his bitches in the car or just tell the guy buddy wait here ill be back in 15 and u will feel mighty stupid but he was a loser picking on a car he knew he could beat but trust me he wouldnt be acting like a tuff guy if u had something he knew he couldnt rcok, trust me a loser like that u will find him roming around and just kill him





Billy

Betray
11-03-2002, 11:32 PM
blah, ida bitch slapped him, your siting in a tiny car that prolly almost costs as much as that... and besides that hes in a truck, eww!! ur chilling in a Bimmer site, hes chilling at a bar with puke allover.. heh F him, thats why he drives a gay truck, imo anywyas.

mkgino
11-03-2002, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Betray
blah, ida bitch slapped him, your siting in a tiny car that prolly almost costs as much as that... and besides that hes in a truck, eww!! ur chilling in a Bimmer site, hes chilling at a bar with puke allover.. heh F him, thats why he drives a gay truck, imo anywyas.

I think moerom drives a truck also.....way to go man!*th-up*

moerom
11-04-2002, 12:03 AM
Lol its ok don't worry about it.

Can you beleive it? The guys (most but not all) in the Lightning forum actually FLAMED me over this incident.

Ah well.....


I was just angry cause I was made fun of in front of his hot g/f. I felt so powerless!

mkgino
11-04-2002, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by moerom
Lol its ok don't worry about it.

Can you beleive it? The guys (most but not all) in the Lightning forum actually FLAMED me over this incident.

Ah well.....


I was just angry cause I was made fun of in front of his hot g/f. I felt so powerless!

Why would they flame u???

bimmermafia
11-04-2002, 12:15 AM
was she hot or ugly that has alot to do whether u should get pissed or not





Billy

moerom
11-04-2002, 12:17 AM
MK: They flamed me cause I posted a story that did not contain a Lightning.

Billy: She was pure Plastique blonde big tits "come **** me" attitude. 100% pornostar hot!

bimmermafia
11-04-2002, 12:20 AM
bro that hurts even more dude sorry man it has happened to me before when i was driving my pontiac bonneville and a guy with his super hot bicth puled next to me and my cousin in his stock bmw making fun of us she even called us losers and my cousins like omg if u pylons only knew i regret taking that junker for a blast that night



Billy

moerom
11-04-2002, 12:30 AM
OMG I just had a flashback.

I was trying to embarrass the guy by asking him trick questions about his ride (I know too much about F150's lol), but the lights were never long enough to facilitate a long conversation. The girl said "hey that's a cute car", but after a few holeshot races, she asked if I sucked the cock. FRICK I wish I took the L that night. I even had a strange feeling to take it too right as I was leaving my garage. If I had my L I would have given the guy about a block head start and then whupped his ass going in reverse LOL.

For some reason either the chicks really dig the Cooper or it makes me look like a tool!

I have a strange feeling I will run into this guy again. I've seen his truck around the Peter/Duncan/Richmond/Adelaide area alot. OH YES I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE. Hopefully it will be in the spring when the L will no longer be very "stock" under the hood.

I suggest a MAX cruise to find this asshole! Jokes jokes.

Billy, if you had the BMW that night you had your incident, that girl would have told her BF to **** off and jumped in your ride. Then you would have proceed to smack her and tell her she's too heavy and slowing you down HAHAHAHAHA....

bimmermafia
11-04-2002, 12:35 AM
na man she was pure mint must have been a class A stripper from whiskey's i wish i was driving my cousins van that night would have invoted her for a lil ride in the bang bus lol



Billy

tlaselva
11-04-2002, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by moerom
So I'm cruising in the Cooper S with my best buddy in the passenger seat. At Bay and Yorkville, a guy in a 2001 Harley Davidson pickup stops next to me. He and his friend have some hot girls in the truck (5 seats). The ****er kept trying to run me every light we ran into. After smoking me hard off the line (trust me F150's with the 5.4's are deadly off the line) the guy talked smack hardcore while the BYTCH in the passenger seat asked me if I sucked dick. ARGHHHHH I wanted to kill those MF's. To make a long story short I told him to pick on someone his own size and that if he wanted a real race I'd show him what a real truck can do. The guy said, "Sure, and I have a Ferrari" (in sarcastic tone). ARGHHHH I'm punching myself for not taking the Lightning tonight. I wanted to spank his pansy fag ass and embarrass him and his truck in front of his girls and boys. I guess I will get my chance to show him up sooner or later. And if you guys are wondering, the Cooper S did pretty well. After 4000 rpm it pulls nicely, and they were surprised that after the first 100 feet I was reeling them in fast. OMG I wanted to punch that cocky driver....

Anyone that spouts off at the mouth like that's got a real poor self-image. Maybe not hugged enough when he was a kid, who knows? Maybe his idea of showing off to the girls is spouting off at the mouth? If those girls had an IQ anywhere above 64, they would have known that he's the a$$, not you. Since they didn't, then their to stupid to be of any good other than a temporary sex toy, and the best they deserve is an a$$ like that anyways.
If you had your Lightning, you would've smoked the bastard. If you did, he likely wouldn't have f**ked with you though. He'd only pick on a car that he knows he can beat easily, oh boy, real tuff guy. :rolleyes:

Remember Moerom, pick your battles carefully. I know it's tough, but at times it's better to decline and show that you have more self-control, than some testosterone imbalanced moron.

As a wise man once said: 'It's not what happens to you that effects you more than how you choose to respond to a given situation.' A line that I like to remind myself of daily. Served me well it has.

moerom
11-04-2002, 01:11 AM
Tony, I know exactly what you are saying.

I would not have started anything serious with the guy, simply because he just came from a club, has girls in the truck, and could be drunk (either on alcohol or testosterone).

My father always told me to back away, and so I did, but I was so enraged that he didn't beleive me about my Lightning and that a simple move such as taking another set of keys could have showed that guy up!!

Ah well, there are more important things to worry about in life, such as becoming a high earner to buy my own M3 (Tony, your PM about the importance of school still resounds!)

Take care guys!

Rolled_Out
11-04-2002, 06:36 PM
your father seeen me squaking gears!!! shit!!!!!!!!
brian was like... "whos that black guy hes with" im like... i sure as hell have no idea!!! i couldn't even see your dads face lol.. until he pinned it and caught up to me..lol.. that was a jokeeeeeee oh man... tell him i dont drive like that always.!

moerom
11-04-2002, 06:39 PM
Lol its ok... He drives like that too sometimes... 315 km/h on the 427 lol

Rolled_Out
11-05-2002, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by moerom
Lol its ok... He drives like that too sometimes... 315 km/h on the 427 lol
Art is worse!!! All i see is the lights on the 360 from like FARRR away on pine valley, i turn down my music to hear the tubi exhuast and the 360 pumping, of course i know its him, on his way home, a few seconds later that f'n thing whales by me @ at LEAST 230km/h on pine valley... he is so so so so wacked. lol

maverick
11-07-2002, 03:18 PM
ha ha
dont worry man you should have made a point of him wanting to race a vehicle less then half his size. What gave up on trying to other trucks??is this whats left if all else fails race a mini?? lol who sucks dicks now?? as for the blonde should have invited her over told her you needed her to squeeze out some of that silicone seal up some drafts around the house. then just drive away. Your turn will come around again Karma dude its all about karma and if oyu dont get him some one else will.*th-up*

punnzzells
11-07-2002, 03:37 PM
FIRST OFF.... what the F is a truck doing wantimg to race a mini... ???? you should have known that he was a tool first off!

SECOND ...

when the girl asked you if you sucked DICK, you should have told her not as well as you did to get a ride with that SAILOR!

THIRD...

Who the f*%K cares about running a car in downtown T.O..... i dunno about you.... i like my driving privleges!

Call me a pussy... fine... all i can say is..... I am what I EAT!

*wave* :moon:

What you should have done is asked that F'er driving the truck why he was racing cars and not bumping booty in his truck... what is your dick that small? Come on man... give those girls the best 30 seconds of their lives!!!


:D:D:D

Mike.

DunDan
11-08-2002, 11:44 AM
nice comebacks punnzzells...

moerom if you were in yorkville in your mini you shouldn't even need to race that thing. You should have told him to go back to Kansas where he belongs. Or tell that blonde you'll give her 5 bucks to suck a real cock instead of those pussies in the truck.