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Understated
10-16-2005, 05:17 PM
Favourite places everyone?

i'm looking for a shitty lit place because i'm running with a car with no tint :( lol

old friend wants to 'meetup for coffee' later this week but sounds like she has other plans :) ....ANYwho yeah throw me your favourite places (but JUSTIN if ur reading this holla with any rexdale locations :D )

Last time i had an instance like this i had my dad's suv which has rear tints (good enough for me :D ) folded down seats....highschool parking lot after it emptied out *wiggle*

Soldo
10-16-2005, 06:05 PM
Ya know masturbating in a public place can get you in some serious trouble!

munichman
10-16-2005, 06:39 PM
:d :d :d

Chris de la Cruz
10-16-2005, 06:42 PM
soldo... LMAO :D :D :D :D

SpoolinS6
10-16-2005, 07:08 PM
lakeshore

Understated
10-16-2005, 07:18 PM
Ya know masturbating in a public place can get you in some serious trouble!

hey if theres a doll involved it's not masturbation okay! :D

Justin e36
10-16-2005, 07:35 PM
real men don't waste time hiding. only girly-boys do.
besides, in this weather windows would fog up in around 3-4 minutes.

RevShoT
10-16-2005, 07:44 PM
real men don't waste time hiding. only girly-boys do.
besides, in this weather windows would fog up in around 3-4 minutes.
u took the words out of my mouth!

yup fog helps big time, unless of course her ass is against the window or hand

BMW BMXer
10-16-2005, 07:49 PM
I got caught once, while hiding, by the cops, them lights are ****ing bright.

Understated
10-16-2005, 07:56 PM
I got caught once, while hiding, by the cops, them lights are ****ing bright.

got caught masturbating or having real sex with a woman? :D sorry couldn't resist :D

yeah i guess an industrial parking lot will do....blah...heck walmart parking...hmmm :) ....the fog should work well...i'd like to throw on the flashers afterwards to declare the winnar :D

btw theres no ticket they can give for this sorta thing is there? indecent exposure not applicable i hope lol

chia
10-16-2005, 07:58 PM
Favourite places everyone?

i'm looking for a shitty lit place because i'm running with a car with no tint :( lol

old friend wants to 'meetup for coffee' later this week but sounds like she has other plans :) ....ANYwho yeah throw me your favourite places (but JUSTIN if ur reading this holla with any rexdale locations :D )

Last time i had an instance like this i had my dad's suv which has rear tints (good enough for me :D ) folded down seats....highschool parking lot after it emptied out *wiggle*

man, when i asked to meet up for coffee, i literally meant MEET UP FOR COFFEE. don't flatter yourself homie.

Understated
10-16-2005, 08:02 PM
AWWWW crap...i knew my assumptions were off...i hope i can return the 100pack of condoms :(

BMW BMXer
10-16-2005, 08:09 PM
got caught masturbating or having real sex with a woman? :D sorry couldn't resist :D

yeah i guess an industrial parking lot will do....blah...heck walmart parking...hmmm :) ....the fog should work well...i'd like to throw on the flashers afterwards to declare the winnar :D

btw theres no ticket they can give for this sorta thing is there? indecent exposure not applicable i hope lol

Real girl smart ass.

He just asked if she was there under her own will, she said yes, and he left.

Understated
10-16-2005, 08:20 PM
Real girl smart ass.

He just asked if she was there under her own will, she said yes, and he left.

LOL you know what'd suck....if the girl wanted to play around and said no.....oh man it wudda been a long night for you :D

Soldo
10-16-2005, 08:21 PM
Real girl smart ass.

He just asked if she was there under her own will, she said yes, and he left.
:D :D :D :D

Thats the funniest thing ever..... i'd just throw them the thumbs up!

If i ever got caught by the cops, i would PRAY they wouldn't ask the girl for age verification!

Understated
10-16-2005, 08:24 PM
:D :D :D :D

Thats the funniest thing ever..... i'd just throw them the thumbs up!

If i ever got caught by the cops, i would PRAY they wouldn't ask the girl for age verification!

i shudder at the thought of what goes on in the backseat of ur bimmer mang...lol

propr'one
10-16-2005, 08:25 PM
haha i hate being 18, now i gotta obide by the "rules"



if there's grass on the field, playball

BMW BMXer
10-16-2005, 08:36 PM
LOL you know what'd suck....if the girl wanted to play around and said no.....oh man it wudda been a long night for you :D

Funny? no I woulda gone to jail.

Raging Lamb
10-16-2005, 08:49 PM
...in this weather windows would fog up in around 3-4 minutes.

3 - 4 minutes? Good god how many times are you planning on doing it? :confused:

bmwm5lover
10-16-2005, 08:52 PM
If it ends in 'teen....or 'welve, I'm game.

chia
10-16-2005, 08:55 PM
mmm eleventeen

Chris de la Cruz
10-16-2005, 09:04 PM
kidstown birchmount and mccnicol. end of story

Soldo
10-16-2005, 10:01 PM
Funny? no I woulda gone to jail.
hahahaha.....

"Is Dave from Maxbimmer gonna have to CHOKE A BITCH?"

*smoke*

Soldo
10-16-2005, 10:03 PM
kidstown birchmount and mccnicol. end of story


Don't take his advice. Chrome knows DICK about having sex and NOT getting caught!
*wave*

Chris de la Cruz
10-16-2005, 10:08 PM
haahahahha thanks bro.... its appreciated.

but hey its an empty parking lot desserted in the winter and desserted at night

Understated
10-16-2005, 10:12 PM
Don't take his advice. Chrome knows DICK about having sex and NOT getting caught!
*wave*

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ur on a roll tonight i just spit out my aquafina all ove rmy printed essay LMAO :D

Soldo
10-16-2005, 10:36 PM
haahahahha thanks bro.... its appreciated.

but hey its an empty parking lot desserted in the winter and desserted at night

I'm sorry man, i'm just messin with ya, i couldn't help it!
*th-up*

bmwm5lover
10-16-2005, 10:38 PM
Being a one minute man, with a thin wiener, all you need is 4 minutes, so you can even do it on the side of the road and no one will be the wiser...:D

Chris de la Cruz
10-16-2005, 10:40 PM
I'm sorry man, i'm just messin with ya, i couldn't help it!
*th-up*


no its cool.. just wishedi came up with a better comeback :D

Soldo
10-16-2005, 10:42 PM
no its cool.. just wishedi came up with a better comeback :D
Thats easy, no comback required, the truth works best.... i bet your girfriend is better lookin than mine!

(if she ever reads this, i'm as good as dead!)

Understated
10-16-2005, 10:42 PM
no its cool.. just wishedi came up with a better comeback :D

hahahah i seriously wish you the best of luck with ur relationship man i coudl never imagine getting caught by my parents or some chick's parents

i'd be scarred for life no doubt.

Ital_325i
10-17-2005, 02:12 AM
if there's grass on the field, playball

if not, flip em around and play in the mud. :P

I think you can get a ticket, but not sure what its called.

djcontra
10-17-2005, 06:28 AM
*sigh*
"Hey baby, welcome to my back seat..."

If the girls any worth it, why not treat her right and bring her to a motel for a couple hours...i'm sure you can work a deal with the guy at the front desk ;)

jeremy
10-17-2005, 04:03 PM
kidstown birchmount and mccnicol. end of story

haha.. i used to skate there... :eek:

there is some good parking lots on consumers road in scarborough...

man, i don't miss the days of having to do it in my car... sooooo tight in the e30..

bmwm5lover
10-24-2005, 12:02 PM
so how did it go.

Understated
10-24-2005, 12:16 PM
LoL terry :D msg me on msn for polaroids :rolleyes:

i din end up meeting up actually...a good buddy of mine ended up being in the hospital so i ended up seein him with some friends instead...

Soldo
10-24-2005, 03:21 PM
LoL terry :D msg me on msn for polaroids :rolleyes:

i din end up meeting up actually...a good buddy of mine ended up being in the hospital so i ended up seein him with some friends instead...
Ditch a chick for a male friend?
HOMO!
*shiner*
Kidding... hope the dudes alright, now go out there and get yourself some poonie!

propr'one
10-25-2005, 02:38 AM
haha poonie. toonie. loonie.


Loonie> poonie> toonie

Blades
10-25-2005, 10:47 AM
Hehe .. been doin this for sometime so what I found was behind schools, new home building areas (with no security .. do a drive around), and industrial factories are the best. Never anyone around...

but there was this one type near the airoport some guys getting off work late or something (didnt think anything of it since I thought the car futher down was a company car or something) and some dude comes knocking on the window and telling us that were on private property and we should leave (what a dick!! .. wasnt even a cop) good thing the windows were so fogged up he couldnt see shit lol.

Gianpaolo_E46
10-25-2005, 12:00 PM
LoL terry :D msg me on msn for polaroids :rolleyes:

i din end up meeting up actually...a good buddy of mine ended up being in the hospital so i ended up seein him with some friends instead...

lol what a cock block




jk hope hes feelin better

Dave535
10-25-2005, 12:33 PM
What ever happend to going back to someones house or something like that. Or hell, find a friends house that doesnt mind you getting some in his bed. Surely there are more options that just finding a place to park and not get caught.

Blades
10-25-2005, 01:27 PM
What ever happend to going back to someones house or something like that. Or hell, find a friends house that doesnt mind you getting some in his bed. Surely there are more options that just finding a place to park and not get caught.

sometimes you just have to go at it right away ... when your just to far away from home or whatever. Plus .. there are those times you or your partner rather do it in another place rather then the bedroom *th-up*

Quack
10-25-2005, 01:29 PM
why don't you go to those shitty motels that charge by the hour?

Blades
10-25-2005, 01:45 PM
why don't you go to those shitty motels that charge by the hour?

thats really gross .. have you been to one .. do you really think they do a great cleaning job?? would you wipe on the curtains lol .. theres always outside, the forest with a blanket (except in the cold weather). I think were still talkin quickies here.

bmwm5lover
10-25-2005, 03:55 PM
[QUOTE=Superman87]LoL terry :D msg me on msn for polaroids :rolleyes:[QUOTE]

You can just email them to me. I'll be patiently waiting. *shiner*

Understated
10-25-2005, 07:06 PM
ahahah u guys are jks...yea my buddy is fine...the chick emailed me a few times complaining that i don't have voicemail hmuahah(cheapo :$) anywho why bang indoors when u can bang in a car...the element of 'almost being caught' makes it that much more pleasurable imo...lol the funny part is i don't think the chick would mind pix taken.....hm..... :D jk i'm not creating a max porno video *no-no*

vertakul
10-25-2005, 09:42 PM
ahahah u guys are jks...yea my buddy is fine...the chick emailed me a few times complaining that i don't have voicemail hmuahah(cheapo :$) anywho why bang indoors when u can bang in a car...the element of 'almost being caught' makes it that much more pleasurable imo...lol the funny part is i don't think the chick would mind pix taken.....hm..... :D jk i'm not creating a max porno video *no-no*


You have the maturity of an 8yr old. I hope that she reads this thread and thinks you're the biggest torch asking a bunch of ppl online on a car messageboard where is good to park your parents car to have random sex with a slut.

Soldo
10-25-2005, 11:16 PM
You have the maturity of an 8yr old. I hope that she reads this thread and thinks you're the biggest torch asking a bunch of ppl online on a car messageboard where is good to park your parents car to have random sex with a slut.
Don't be jealous, its okay to still be a virgin!
*th-up*

Blades
10-25-2005, 11:45 PM
Don't be jealous, its okay to still be a virgin!
*th-up*

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/emotlol_2.gif hahaha .. what he said
http://www.emthree.net/rabbits.jpg

vertakul
10-26-2005, 07:08 PM
this is a BMW board.. you're a bunch of clowns.

Understated
10-26-2005, 07:16 PM
oh boo ****ing hoo...u think i'm immature....dont' read my threads *yawn*

Hound
10-28-2005, 11:30 AM
actually found this kinda funny and that pic of the bunnies ROFL that's great. woohooo max porno what will they think of next. also this is in the recycle bin so posts dont count and it's for the most random and crazy shit here.

Understated
10-28-2005, 01:34 PM
also this is in the recycle bin so posts dont count and it's for the most random and crazy shit here.

i assumed it would get there eventually :D

and the random & crazy shiat is how maXbimmer used to roll years ago :D....back when A~G would post drunk posts to piss off random members ahhahah, miguel had 'i'll metrosexual your ass' threads

ohhh good ol max :)