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Miguel
04-17-2005, 10:51 PM
OK, first off... read everything carefully... items may not be exactly as described so I'll let the pics do the talking.

secondly, I am very interested in trades, +/- cash if necessary for just about anything half useful.

now lets let the fun begin!

First up for sale...

A set of 4 BMW Z3 16 X 7.5 rims. rims come with 2 half decent tires and 2 COMPLETELY balds ones. 2 rims have small bends on the inside lip but tires still hold air just fine.

price: $200 obo.

Miguel
04-17-2005, 10:52 PM
E36 4 Door sedan drivers side tail lamp.
Mint condition.

$20

Miguel
04-17-2005, 10:54 PM
BMW Casette Radio.
Displays Code and the code I got from the dealer wasnt working... so if you can get it to work.. good for you. I am however, legally retarded when it comes to doing anything to cars myself so for all I know it could be mint.

anyways, no bitching no returns...... $20

Miguel
04-17-2005, 10:56 PM
Kenwood 6 CD Changer.
Been sitting in my room for oh... 2 years now. Working when removed.
For guys that have Kenwood decks this may be a nice little toy to add.

It comes with an FM transmitter thingamabob.. im pretty sure FM stands for Flux Matrix which adds at least 30 HP to any car deck.

Anyways... take it away for $60.

Miguel
04-17-2005, 10:58 PM
E36 chrome grills... no broken clips, no peeling paint.
I can't say this will get you laid, but it most likely will make girls want you more.

$20 takes it.

Miguel
04-17-2005, 10:59 PM
So... you've always wanted to ride big pimpin' style in a 7 series right?
well... you can't. You're poor and nobody likes you.

But at least you can have a 7 series headlight!
No HID thingy, but the angel eyes are there.

$100.

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:01 PM
You're horny right now aren't you? yes you are you dirty little jackoff...
so why not buy a horn!

This is a 100% genuine BMW E34 horn that was once on the world's horniest man's E34.

$5 *mw*

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:04 PM
You like WATCHING porn right?
What can be better than WATCHING porn you ask?
Why not MAKE porn!!

This I/O Port Camera mount mounts to the passenger seat in any E36 or E46. Don't take chances with cheap ass camera mounts cause some money shots you only get one chance to film.

$150 *love*

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:07 PM
This passenger side foglight much like your penis is barely used.

$10.

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:08 PM
E34 Flux Capacitor... go back to the future and save the world!

Only $5 while supplies last.

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:10 PM
I honestly have no idea what this is.
It's a chunk of hard rubber... probably good for throwing out your window at some shmuck that cuts you off.

only $140... no wait!..... crazy sale!..... $5 final offer!!!!

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:13 PM
Assorted parts... make an offer on anything you see there.
All money from the E36 dashboard and glovebox will be donated to the generous members that supplied me with it.

These members are single parents of crack addicted babies living off the goodwill of maXBimmer member so please give $$

$best offers on whatever you see$

rodo
04-17-2005, 11:14 PM
hahahahahahaha your one funny guy

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:17 PM
hahahahahahaha your one funny guy
Thanks!

I accept car part donations, crack or heroin donations and for a limited time, I will also accept coilover donations via paypal at miguel_Dasilva_mendes@hotmail.com

Oh M O R E random parts here! Best offer! think of the poor starving children who's parents cant aford to feed them due to dangerous crack and bimmer addictions!

Miguel
04-17-2005, 11:20 PM
Lastly, I've got a man-dildo.... Flexible enough for a guy to DP himself!

ask me how I know! *love* *love* *love*

bimmer318ti
04-17-2005, 11:21 PM
I honestly have no idea what this is.
It's a chunk of hard rubber... probably good for throwing out your window at some shmuck that cuts you off.

only $140... no wait!..... crazy sale!..... $5 final offer!!!!


LMFAO.. you're a joker.. :D :D

King Luis
04-18-2005, 12:01 AM
those are all for an e36?

Ezekielz
04-18-2005, 12:03 AM
is your foglight so bright that my used one is gonna look like a piece of crap or it's gonna be ok ? if so pm me I want the price shipped to J6A 2G7 quebec canada
thanks

notjoe
04-18-2005, 05:56 PM
I'll take your tail lights.

Give me a call @ 416-871-3825 to set up a meet so i can take them off your hands

Miguel
04-18-2005, 05:57 PM
is your foglight so bright that my used one is gonna look like a piece of crap or it's gonna be ok ? if so pm me I want the price shipped to J6A 2G7 quebec canada
thanks
ya, it'd probably look like crap...

Miguel
04-18-2005, 05:58 PM
I'll take your tail lights.

Give me a call @ 416-871-3825 to set up a meet so i can take them off your hands
I only have one... drivers side...

Miguel
04-18-2005, 05:59 PM
those are all for an e36?
Some E34 some E36.

nothing E30 :(

Evo328i
04-18-2005, 07:52 PM
is that foglight for an e36 if so i will take it.

notjoe
04-18-2005, 08:23 PM
I only have one... drivers side...



Good enough, when can i pick it up? :)

touchofclass
04-18-2005, 09:15 PM
Are those angel eyes from a 7 series?? and are you asking $100 for the pair??

Miguel
04-19-2005, 09:31 AM
is that foglight for an e36 if so i will take it.
yes it is.

I live at weston & rutherford so pickup will be at the Tim Horton's on the north west corner.

PM me and I'll respond with my phone number to arrange a time.

Miguel
04-19-2005, 09:32 AM
Good enough, when can i pick it up? :)
yes it is.

I live at weston & rutherford so pickup will be at the Tim Horton's on the north west corner.

PM me and I'll respond with my phone number to arrange a time.
Im available mon-friday after 7PM.

Miguel
04-19-2005, 09:33 AM
Are those angel eyes from a 7 series?? and are you asking $100 for the pair??
yes it is a 7 series headlight... but only one side.
So its basically good for 2 angel eyes and 1 projector.

NIMA
04-19-2005, 01:29 PM
thats a pure Orfus road sale............ :D

notjoe
04-19-2005, 01:50 PM
yes it is.

I live at weston & rutherford so pickup will be at the Tim Horton's on the north west corner.

PM me and I'll respond with my phone number to arrange a time.
Im available mon-friday after 7PM.


Wouldnt it have been easier to just pm me your number/call the number i left? Call 416-871-3825 and lets set something up...

notjoe
04-19-2005, 01:51 PM
^^^oppsie, should have been a pm! :)

Miguel
04-19-2005, 02:14 PM
Wouldnt it have been easier to just pm me your number/call the number i left? Call 416-871-3825 and lets set something up...
My bad, I've been flooded with PM's and im mixing people up.

I'll give you a shout when I get home after work tonight.

lvan
04-19-2005, 02:17 PM
dont tell me you are parting out your car? the e36

Miguel
04-19-2005, 02:50 PM
dont tell me you are parting out your car? the e36
oh HELLSSSSS no... just cleaning out the garage...

ClayMan
04-19-2005, 11:57 PM
is that a glovebox i see? does it sag?

Miguel
04-21-2005, 05:53 PM
S O L D

Miguel
04-23-2005, 04:39 PM
Sold.

Get whats left while supplies last!

Understated
04-23-2005, 07:34 PM
WTFLMAO @ the random piece of hard rubber :D

Miguel
04-25-2005, 10:39 AM
parts are going fast....

Hasselhoff
04-25-2005, 12:08 PM
Oh M O R E random parts here! Best offer! think of the poor starving children who's parents cant aford to feed them due to dangerous crack and bimmer addictions!

Was item #1 a splash guard in the attached pic for this post?

Miguel
04-25-2005, 12:35 PM
Was item #1 a splash guard in the attached pic for this post?
I honestly have no freakin' clue what it is...
Maybe someone can enlighten us on this?

Miguel
05-23-2005, 02:15 PM
bump...

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