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ROBM3
01-27-2004, 12:44 AM
Dear Sony,

Thank you for making such a fantastic product in your XPlod line

of amplifiers. I've owned my 2-channel subwoofer amp for just over a year

and as you can see, it's still functioning beautifully!

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn1.jpg

The sound quality and stability of your fine circuitry are

unrivaled in even the highest end car audio electronics. I can't fathom

why anyone would purchase a different brand of amplifier for their own

personal mobile audio masterpiece!

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn2.jpg

As you can see I take the most delicate care of my Sony XPLod

amplifier. It works so well, I'd hate to leave it looking like anything

less than an amplifier that says "Look at me! I am Top Quality Car

Audio!".

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn3.jpg

I've never had an issue with your amplifiers running too hot,

cutting out or even worse - becoming a $300 paperweight 12 months after I

bought it! The stylish design and bright red chassis says "This amp really

smokes, turn me up!"

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn4.jpg

I can't see how anyone could add any more fuel to the awesome fire that burns inside this fantastic product! It truly is an engineering marvel!

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn5.jpg

Mere words can't express just how infinitely pleased I am with my XPlod purchase. I can't wait to install your fine product in future automobiles - I may even put one in my house!

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn6.jpg

Your fine engineering and unmatched Quality Control standards are even evident in the flawless backpanel with it's easy access inputs, outputs and remote wire ins - I had to hire 5-Year-Old Billy next door to push in the miniscule tab that holds the remote lead in, but it's of no consequence - $10, and he even cut my lawn. The benefits of owning this amp just keep getting better and better!

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn7.jpg

Sorry to ramble on - my sub just cut out and there's some funny smells coming from the back of my car. Clearly it must be one of the inferior components that I connected to this amp - I'll be running out now to go purchase some more FINE Sony XPLod products for my car!

http://www.fortunatemind.com/burn/burn9.jpg

///m powered
01-27-2004, 12:47 AM
hahahah that was great :D :D

Quack
01-27-2004, 01:20 AM
lol that so funny, that's why I stay away from sony for car audio

IVAN
01-27-2004, 02:38 AM
was it made in china on it?

Boris The Blade
01-27-2004, 02:57 AM
Nice!!!!! sony needs to get their shit straight...

oh, you know what would be cool.... emailing this link to the president of sony.... lol

Skunk#1
01-27-2004, 03:14 AM
that jokes man, what are going to get now?

finale36
01-28-2004, 12:18 AM
snicker.
at least you have some closure.

Understated
01-28-2004, 02:43 AM
LMFAO!....nice :)

thinair
01-30-2004, 05:14 PM
No warrenty?

Why not just buy another and return the fried one? (before you burned it)

e24_635csi
01-30-2004, 09:45 PM
hahaha :D:D:D:D that was great... never will i buy a sony anyways.... but that just put icing on the cake!!

Jammasterj
02-02-2004, 11:50 PM
Buddy that was one of the funniest treads ever!
WOW

My friend had an xplod amp like yours...the thing would fry itself every month it seemed like
we were in and out of the shop ALL THE TIME! and even made the drive to SONY CANADA which is over an hour from my place.
SONY CAN"T MAKE CAR AUDIO FOR SH*T

needless to say his amp is in the same state as yours

P.S. They don't call it xplod for nothin!!

///MsAniTy
02-02-2004, 11:59 PM
thisis hilarious but u have too much time on yr hands i woulve rather returned it or thrown it through the front window of the store if they didnt wanan take it back

betmen
02-03-2004, 12:56 AM
hahahahha
that was great rob, you are actualy becoming funny


sony is crap, rockfords

BMW_M52_M20
02-03-2004, 01:21 AM
hahaha, yeah sony isn't known for their car audio, probably why it is so cheaply priced!

spoony_prelude
02-03-2004, 01:43 AM
Thats why I stick to Rockford Fosgate, or JBL!! Good quality sound!

ROBM3
02-03-2004, 02:43 AM
You guys actually thopught I bought that amp ? hahahaha

I copied and pasted someone else's thread ! hahahahaha

:D

I would never buy Sony for car audio...

Look in my sig pic to see what I have in my car . *th-up*