View Full Version : Dear Sony (long)

01-27-2004, 12:44 AM
Dear Sony,

Thank you for making such a fantastic product in your XPlod line

of amplifiers. I've owned my 2-channel subwoofer amp for just over a year

and as you can see, it's still functioning beautifully!


The sound quality and stability of your fine circuitry are

unrivaled in even the highest end car audio electronics. I can't fathom

why anyone would purchase a different brand of amplifier for their own

personal mobile audio masterpiece!


As you can see I take the most delicate care of my Sony XPLod

amplifier. It works so well, I'd hate to leave it looking like anything

less than an amplifier that says "Look at me! I am Top Quality Car



I've never had an issue with your amplifiers running too hot,

cutting out or even worse - becoming a $300 paperweight 12 months after I

bought it! The stylish design and bright red chassis says "This amp really

smokes, turn me up!"


I can't see how anyone could add any more fuel to the awesome fire that burns inside this fantastic product! It truly is an engineering marvel!


Mere words can't express just how infinitely pleased I am with my XPlod purchase. I can't wait to install your fine product in future automobiles - I may even put one in my house!


Your fine engineering and unmatched Quality Control standards are even evident in the flawless backpanel with it's easy access inputs, outputs and remote wire ins - I had to hire 5-Year-Old Billy next door to push in the miniscule tab that holds the remote lead in, but it's of no consequence - $10, and he even cut my lawn. The benefits of owning this amp just keep getting better and better!


Sorry to ramble on - my sub just cut out and there's some funny smells coming from the back of my car. Clearly it must be one of the inferior components that I connected to this amp - I'll be running out now to go purchase some more FINE Sony XPLod products for my car!


///m powered
01-27-2004, 12:47 AM
hahahah that was great :D :D

01-27-2004, 01:20 AM
lol that so funny, that's why I stay away from sony for car audio

01-27-2004, 02:38 AM
was it made in china on it?

Boris The Blade
01-27-2004, 02:57 AM
Nice!!!!! sony needs to get their shit straight...

oh, you know what would be cool.... emailing this link to the president of sony.... lol

01-27-2004, 03:14 AM
that jokes man, what are going to get now?

01-28-2004, 12:18 AM
at least you have some closure.

01-28-2004, 02:43 AM
LMFAO!....nice :)

01-30-2004, 05:14 PM
No warrenty?

Why not just buy another and return the fried one? (before you burned it)

01-30-2004, 09:45 PM
hahaha :D:D:D:D that was great... never will i buy a sony anyways.... but that just put icing on the cake!!

02-02-2004, 11:50 PM
Buddy that was one of the funniest treads ever!

My friend had an xplod amp like yours...the thing would fry itself every month it seemed like
we were in and out of the shop ALL THE TIME! and even made the drive to SONY CANADA which is over an hour from my place.

needless to say his amp is in the same state as yours

P.S. They don't call it xplod for nothin!!

02-02-2004, 11:59 PM
thisis hilarious but u have too much time on yr hands i woulve rather returned it or thrown it through the front window of the store if they didnt wanan take it back

02-03-2004, 12:56 AM
that was great rob, you are actualy becoming funny

sony is crap, rockfords

02-03-2004, 01:21 AM
hahaha, yeah sony isn't known for their car audio, probably why it is so cheaply priced!

02-03-2004, 01:43 AM
Thats why I stick to Rockford Fosgate, or JBL!! Good quality sound!

02-03-2004, 02:43 AM
You guys actually thopught I bought that amp ? hahahaha

I copied and pasted someone else's thread ! hahahahaha


I would never buy Sony for car audio...

Look in my sig pic to see what I have in my car . *th-up*