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Gamite
01-22-2004, 12:49 AM
You're watching a Robax commercial (medicine for back pain)
and you notice when they're driving on the road, there's a silver E39 M5 parked on the side.

Anyone else spot this?

its the one where the stick figure comes home to his family.

01-22-2004, 12:51 AM
Lol, woah ur really an addict. No i havent noticed, but i will look into that commercial.

///MsAniTy
01-22-2004, 12:51 AM
i dunno but i think im purely messed in the head botu bimmers. i keep arguing with friends bout cars but there is no use cuz no matter how much they talk shit bout bimmers there is still a m3 spinnin in my head.lol

Understated
01-22-2004, 01:57 AM
you know when ur a MAXbimmer addict when you see an E30 pass by and you recognize a member :D

*cough*BMWM5LOVER*cough*

:D

bimmerdude
01-22-2004, 02:18 AM
You know you're a bimmer addict when..

When u talk about ur car to everyone and makes them sick

when theres something wrong and u always are thinking about the problem more than anythin else

When the smallest pothole can bend ur rim

When all the ladies line up

When ur friends grab the O Shiat handle when u turn on the car

When u can tell a specific bmw model i.e. 323 , 328 from a distance

When u park your car u always look back to see her gleaming and sexy

When u draw ur bmw when ur bored

When u wear a bmw shirt or hat and everyone dawgs on u

(LOL thats a couple of mine)

bmwm5lover
01-22-2004, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by bimmerdude
You know you're a bimmer addict when..

When u talk about ur car to everyone and makes them sick

when theres something wrong and u always are thinking about the problem more than anythin else

When the smallest pothole can bend ur rim

When all the ladies line up

When ur friends grab the O Shiat handle when u turn on the car

When u can tell a specific bmw model i.e. 323 , 328 from a distance

When u park your car u always look back to see her gleaming and sexy

When u draw ur bmw when ur bored

When u wear a bmw shirt or hat and everyone dawgs on u

(LOL thats a couple of mine)

damn all those apply t ome....

DAM
01-22-2004, 03:18 AM
When you are driving on the highway and there is a high cement barier in between the opposite sides of traffic, and you can identify when a BMW has passed by simply by seeing the roof.

I am still waiting for my day to come to own one

Gamite
01-22-2004, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by bimmerdude
You know you're a bimmer addict when..

When u park your car u always look back to see her gleaming and sexy


And, you park your car either beside a pilar or a curb so that no one can park on either sides of you.

And, if there's space, you park at least one spot away from other cars.

And, if you're going to a restaurant, u get a seat next to the window so you can check every 2 minutes to see if anyone comes close to your car.

Gamite
01-22-2004, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by DAM
When you are driving on the highway and there is a high cement barier in between the opposite sides of traffic, and you can identify when a BMW has passed by simply by seeing the roof.

I am still waiting for my day to come to own one

haha, I do that.. also, when u look over the tops of other cars, u can tell its BMW.


Also, when u'r driving at night, u can tell its a BMW 100 meters away. (both front and back)

Soldo
01-22-2004, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by Gamite
And, you park your car either beside a pilar or a curb so that no one can park on either sides of you.

And, if there's space, you park at least one spot away from other cars.

And, if you're going to a restaurant, u get a seat next to the window so you can check every 2 minutes to see if anyone comes close to your car.
HAHAHA, ya, i'm the opposite, i had no idea i did this till friends told me, but i somehow next to ALWAYS manage to park beside other BMW's. Its like i have a trackin device, i'm just drawn to them!
*sad*

Simby
01-22-2004, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by bimmerdude
You know you're a bimmer addict when..

When u talk about ur car to everyone and makes them sick

when theres something wrong and u always are thinking about the problem more than anythin else

When the smallest pothole can bend ur rim

When all the ladies line up

When ur friends grab the O Shiat handle when u turn on the car

When u can tell a specific bmw model i.e. 323 , 328 from a distance

When u park your car u always look back to see her gleaming and sexy

When u draw ur bmw when ur bored

When u wear a bmw shirt or hat and everyone dawgs on u

(LOL thats a couple of mine)

haha. A lot of those apply to me!

SUPERCHARGED
01-22-2004, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by Gamite
And, if you're going to a restaurant, u get a seat next to the window so you can check every 2 minutes to see if anyone comes close to your car.

:D :D :D the best one,

i always do that.

Jammasterj
01-22-2004, 06:51 AM
Or when its -40C out but you still park at the other end of the lot and walk the extra distance just so no one will touch your car

When it starts to snow all youre thinking about is how many donuts you can do the second youre on the road.

You drive the extra mile just to go to the coin op hand car wash just so no machine will touch the car

When your girl friend asks you the smallest question about the car and you give her a 30 minute lesson in auto mechanics

You turn the music down just so you can hear her purr when you punch it

SebSter
01-22-2004, 11:36 AM
hmm i got a few ones of my own, u know ur a bimmer addict when:


you're writing an exam and all you can think about is what you're gonna do to the car next

its 3am, you have a big assignment due the next day but still have 2+ max windows open

every bimmer you see you look for max stickers or wonder if they ever visit the site

DAM
01-22-2004, 02:00 PM
When you have an Exam at 1:45 today, but here you are, on max

chromius
01-22-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Jammasterj
Or when its -40C out but you still park at the other end of the lot and walk the extra distance just so no one will touch your car

When it starts to snow all youre thinking about is how many donuts you can do the second youre on the road.

You drive the extra mile just to go to the coin op hand car wash just so no machine will touch the car

When your girl friend asks you the smallest question about the car and you give her a 30 minute lesson in auto mechanics

You turn the music down just so you can hear her purr when you punch it

bwahhhhhaha, wow, I think everything everyone has mentioned, is something I do, especially the thinking about donuts when it snows, and turning the music down to hear the engine, and lecturing the girlfriend.... (she likes it though right? :rolleyes: ) I thought I was the only crazy one....

Justin e36
01-22-2004, 03:40 PM
- you have a picture of your car on your desktop

- you have a toy model BMW.. the same model as your actual bimmer

- when the topic of cars come up, you ask people what kind of car they drive... not because you really care, but so they can ask what you drive too.. and you can say a BMW.

sonny
01-22-2004, 09:22 PM
I saw it too! You're not alone.

Gamite
01-23-2004, 02:49 AM
I knew I'm not alone.

BMW_7
01-23-2004, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Justin e36
when the topic of cars come up, you ask people what kind of car they drive... not because you really care, but so they can ask what you drive too.. and you can say a BMW.

Ya true!

-Whenever you see xenons at night you make sure you glance at a car again when it comes closer to make sure it's a bimmer

-When you drive with someone you always let others know of bimmers you see on the road

-When you can't drive your car for one day you feel very depressed

-Whenever you get an opprotunity, you always try to assure others that BMWs are reliable, cheap and not as expensicve as they may think... to draw others to BMW.

-When driving you try to see other BMW owners, you feel special following a bmw or if a bmw is following you

-You try to park EITEHR next to other BMWs or as far as possible from cars in any public place, like a mall for example. Any other parking space is unacceptable, unless unavoidable.

97 Z3 2.8
01-23-2004, 07:26 PM
When You won't even think of a dirt road....

When you visit it in winter storage.....

When your GF has a Mini, and all you can think about is a 328 for a winter car......

When you tune the vanos....

objec
01-23-2004, 07:51 PM
i sleep in mine

SpudBoy
01-23-2004, 11:49 PM
What if...

you are afraid to park your car in public and make up excuses when you have to park at the end of the maxbimmer parking area (your car isn't parked between two members).

"ummm sorry guys I gotta go..."

your diecast bimmer model happens to be the same exact model as your own bimmer, in the same colour with any mods/options added (sunroof/rims/exhaust etc).

you consider your bimmer to be part of your diecast collection cept it's 1:1 scale

you don't have a garage cause it is more like a place of worship.
"GarageMahal"

you love other members cars almost as much as your own.

I'm a sick sick man

:cool:

Gamite
01-24-2004, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by SpudBoy
What if...

you are afraid to park your car in public and make up excuses when you have to park at the end of the maxbimmer parking area (your car isn't parked between two members).

"ummm sorry guys I gotta go..."

your diecast bimmer model happens to be the same exact model as your own bimmer, in the same colour with any mods/options added (sunroof/rims/exhaust etc).

you consider your bimmer to be part of your diecast collection cept it's 1:1 scale

you don't have a garage cause it is more like a place of worship.
"GarageMahal"

you love other members cars almost as much as your own.

I'm a sick sick man

:cool:

I think u need to see a psychiatrist...

SpudBoy
01-24-2004, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Gamite
I think u need to see a psychiatrist...

True Confessions v1.0

I've actually built a small booth outside of my garage to isolate my shop-vac canister

Wouter E30
01-24-2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Justin e36
when the topic of cars come up, you ask people what kind of car they drive... not because you really care, but so they can ask what you drive too.. and you can say a BMW.

Haha, I've noticed doing this lately. It has struck me, the BMW virus, that is... Some of the other items also start to seem familiar.

Gamite
01-24-2004, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by Justin e36
- when the topic of cars come up, you ask people what kind of car they drive... not because you really care, but so they can ask what you drive too.. and you can say a BMW.


I don't really like telling ppl what I have, when they ask, I'm usually like, "uh, its just an old bmw."

Some ppl make too much of a big deal out of it.

SpudBoy
01-24-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Gamite
I don't really like telling ppl what I have, when they ask, I'm usually like, "uh, its just an old bmw."

Some ppl make too much of a big deal out of it.

Julian: I know how you feel... I usually say "I'm in a car club" before I say BMW.

They say TOYOTA???

I say no, maXbimmer.com... check it out, and leave it at that. Most enthusiasts come back saying... WOW! nice site. What's your username, can I come to a cruise?"

I say "SpudBoy, sure dude, any time".

They say "Holy $hit your a moderator?"

I say "Nope, just a member that likes to cruise"


















then...




























I LOVE maXbimmer*smoke*