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Shamis
08-21-2003, 01:04 AM
AS if My bad luck could not get any worse it just doubled

here is the story... after a long day of driving around downtown and what not with these 2 lady friends of mine...i put around 300k on my car yestarday

Then i decided to hit it up to times square to grab some good old noodles...i turn off my car...and try to release the key...but wait...the key doesnt seem to want to come out of the ignition...after 30 minutes of frustration and trying to get this key out it snaps in my hands leavign a chunk of metal (the bottom porsion of my key) lodged inside my ingnition


CAA Arives with a locksmith 1.5hours later... he tries to get the chunk of key out and he can't, then he tells me its worthless for him to work anymore cause he cant even cut me a new key because i have a special laser cut key or something. A Sqaue key:confused: :confused: ??



He calls a tow truck, the flatbed arrives, and now my car is at home waiting to get fixed.


WTF DO I DO? I have yet to get an estimate from BMW, the only people who i think can get me a new key and ignition block....


o ya, and the mother ****ing tow truck driver broke my steering lock....


So Hoes dat For a waste of $$$???

The most expensive noodles i ever ate

Shamis
08-21-2003, 01:08 AM
here is a pic of me frustrated with a piece of my key thats not in the ingnition

windsor318is
08-21-2003, 01:13 AM
man o man, ive never seen anybodies car more ginxed than yours, SELL THE FUKEN THING ALREADY!!! why dont you try getting the chuck of the key out yourself(i cant imagine what you where doing to break it!) and then go order a new key, not that big a deal

Soldo
08-21-2003, 06:03 AM
I also broke my key in the ingnition, but it was because a car slammed into me head on and we were both doing about 80, so i don't understand how you managed to break it!!!
BTW, was it the same 2 lady friends you went to watch FREDDY VS. JASON with?!

OH YA also man, stop driving so FUKIN HIGHHH and maybe you wouldn't have so many messed up things happen to your car!

Shamis
08-21-2003, 06:21 AM
Hey soldo who are you??

I didn't even know u were there.. who ended up comming??

And if u think i was high then..... u should see me know im on all types of shit:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: *drink* *wiggle* *smoke*

///Milk
08-21-2003, 06:31 AM
Shamis...quit the drugs.
Thats prolly the reason for all the bad luck with ur car.

Soldo
08-21-2003, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Shamis
Hey soldo who are you??

I didn't even know u were there.. who ended up comming??

And if u think i was high then..... u should see me know im on all types of shit:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: *drink* *wiggle* *smoke* HEY POTHEAD!!
i was the guy whos car you parked beside to hotbox, remember, the black 325i whos mirror you almost walked into?!?1
*smoke* ease up on it!

///m powered
08-21-2003, 06:36 AM
ahha on his pic he looks like adam sandler,, no offence or anything

Mikester
08-21-2003, 06:53 AM
hahaha
yo youre tripping me out

Shamis
08-21-2003, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by ///m powered
ahha on his pic he looks like adam sandler,, no offence or anything

lol

my girlfriend in elementary school used to say that

TiemenT
08-21-2003, 10:40 AM
buy a new car...:P

Gamite
08-21-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Shamis
lol

my girlfriend in elementary school used to say that

you had a girlfriend in elemetary school?!??

Miguel
08-21-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Gamite
you had a girlfriend in elemetary school?!??

No, his CURRENT girlfriend is in elementary school.

330DTM
08-21-2003, 12:57 PM
I had that problem before on the Bimmer. I was rushing during my lunch period in highschool to pick up something at my friend's place and when I tried to remove the key quickly it somehow got jammed in the ignition. I ended up having the whole key ignition replaced at the dealership, however I didn't break the key at all because I knew I'd be asking for more trouble if I did that.

///Milk
08-21-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
lol

my girlfriend in elementary school used to say that
omg...now he has proof that he is a pedaphile :P

M3ti Compact
08-21-2003, 03:14 PM
I broke a key on a snowmobile before. The key probably frozen in.

The tumbler would still work though...use the stub to turn it (since the rest of the key is sill in it...).

HIM
08-21-2003, 05:20 PM
Isn't it really hard to break these keys??? Especially in the ignition??

jm1602
08-21-2003, 06:01 PM
Should be able to get the key out of the ignition. I had the same thing happen on my '02. A different key for sure but the dealership should be able to help you out without having to replace everything.

Jim .E.
08-21-2003, 06:57 PM
your car is by far the most corrupted ride i have ever heard of....you had a couple fender benders you break the key....man you gotta get rid of that ride its not safe in your hands nor are you safe behind the wheel!

Slowered318
08-21-2003, 06:58 PM
I have an 83 toyota for sale..

moregothanshow
08-21-2003, 08:17 PM
honest truth....bad luck is somewhat an additude...im not gonna explain but yo good luck.....

btw as jm1602 said....try a lock smith first. and, on getting another key unless u have a spare to get it cut at a store u will have to go to the stealership to get it. if u do have a spare go to pacific mall, there is a key store in there that is able to cut these keys for like 38-40 bucks i think....i cant remember the price but they do cut them....

Jon@Bimmersport
08-21-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Miguel
No, his CURRENT girlfriend is in elementary school.

LOL u beat me too it!

bmwm5lover
08-21-2003, 08:41 PM
he broke his key while he was getting it on with those 2 guys he had with himn the other day!....:D:D:D::D:D:D:D


jks

BMW_7
08-21-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by moregothanshow
get it cut at a store u will have to go to the stealership to get it. if u do have a spare go to pacific mall, there is a key store in there that is able to cut these keys for like 38-40 bucks i think....i cant remember the price but they do cut them....

You forgot about the immobilizer?

HIM
08-21-2003, 08:59 PM
Yea, I don't think you can just get this key cut unless its from the dealership, arn't they lasercut and with a chip?

Shamis
08-21-2003, 11:08 PM
Aight, im getting pretty ****ing pissed here and I dont think the moderators understand how the maxbimmer boards are turning into nothing but bashers from a certain group of individuals, not just to me, but to a lot of people. You guys have no ****ing respect


Ok Listen up There seems to be a group of people on this bored who have nothin better to do but bash me. Here is my replies to these homosexual individuals

Jon ur nothing... PERIOD u dont even have ur ****ing licence and ur so ****ing god dam ugly dont talk shit ever u act tough online man but im sure terries brother would kill u

Terry, I like u man, Ur a nice guy, but how can u call me a pedaphile when u cruise around with little boys in your car???? SHUT UP 2

Soldo. Dude your a looser.. Period. Im serious...u look like something out of beat the geeks


I wanna add somethin, BMW_7 Change your sig do you have no ****ing respect for anyone???? The guys car might not have good performance but for god sakes its looks amazing. Maybe hes got better things to do then drive around as fast as he can endangering individuals and he would rather cruise and let people look at him


O ya.... And those 2 guys I was chillin with, there my ****ing friends something you loosers wouldnt understand because your only buddies come from being met on a ethernet cable

Moderators Im just defending myself here.... Please understand that these guys just dont give up... I post to ask a question and all i get in return is a bunch of loosers ganging up on me to make themselves feel special

THIS IS JUST A MESSAGE TO THE LOOSERS OF MAXBIMMER. Mostly everyones cool!!!! PROPS TO THE GUYS KEEPING MAX'S REPUTATION AS THE BEST BMW FORUM ALIVE TO EVERYONE ELSE, U CAN LICK MY GIANT CAMEL SAGGED NUTTS

InfinitiStyle
08-21-2003, 11:20 PM
sounds like someone is on the rag...

Shamis
08-21-2003, 11:28 PM
whats the rag i am unfamilular with that term

Kal
08-21-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by InfinitiStyle
sounds like someone is on the rag...


hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha

everytime i read one of shamis threads i piss my pants laughing ... guy makes me laugh at him all the time

Kal
08-21-2003, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
whats the rag i am unfamilular with that term



hahahahahahahhahahahaahha omg ... this is what i'm talkin bout .. shit like that makes me laugh

Shamis
08-21-2003, 11:32 PM
dude im not from brampton or pickering

whats the rag

Kal
08-21-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
dude im not from brampton or pickering

whats the rag


hahahahahahahahhahahahaa guy shutup already i'm gonna die laughing

its when a girls on her period, child.. u dont have to be from brampton or pickering to know what that means lol

honest to god i never laughed this hard to myself ever:D

Shamis
08-21-2003, 11:36 PM
see i never heard that before man


I thought u were saying it sounds like im on coke lol hahah :D:D:D

Jon@Bimmersport
08-22-2003, 01:39 AM
shamis you dont know wat on the rag means???

holy shit...someones dumb :confused:

i knew that from like 3 years ago

HIM
08-22-2003, 02:08 AM
I don't know what that means either, never heard that used before in Thornhill

Jon@Bimmersport
08-22-2003, 02:32 AM
maybe its just the thornhill ppl..but moerom knows wat it means

BMW BMXer
08-22-2003, 02:37 AM
Aight. This is stupid garbage shit.

If your just gonna bash the guy PM him or something. Hes ****in key is in his ignition help him get it out.

****..

Shamis
08-22-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by BMW BMXer
Aight. This is stupid garbage shit.

If your just gonna bash the guy PM him or something. Hes ****in key is in his ignition help him get it out.

****..


Thanks man much appreciated *wave*


*uzi* *uzi* *uzi* JON :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

niko_gt
08-22-2003, 04:21 AM
ya u guys bash too ****ing often, its kinda annoying, im sick of hearing arguements on max

betmen
08-22-2003, 04:40 AM
shamis dude, thats sucks man, i broke my cuzins key in his car, he kicked my ass for a whole week

btut he went to the dealershit adn they replaced it for him, and it wasnt cheap, he had a 1990 Benz, it was a nice ride

but call the dealer ship and see, its your best bet, serious

and to the peaople that are bashing you, come on guys, fun is fun, but a thread full of stupid jokes aint funny

and i also just found out wut a "rag" is....it aint a big deal if somone dont know a term
took me lke 4 months to figure out "wut you sayin?"

thats kinda embaresing thought:D:D:D

Jon@Bimmersport
08-22-2003, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by niko_gt
ya u guys bash too ****ing often, its kinda annoying, im sick of hearing arguements on max

yoooooo niko..where have u been? first time posting in a LONG time.

ok, i admit. im bashing him. so what? u dont see me crying when ppl post about my post whoring..for ****s sake i had a THREAD about me. stop crying shamis. you always act like your a pimp, and shit like that...and act tuff...its kinda annoying even though everyone knows u pimp 10yr old girls.

the only reason me, and maybe soldo sometimes make fun of you is because, well personally..i think your an idiot.

you make a meet, and then go "ok guys **** this im gonna see a movie", thats the most stupidest things u can ever do. u make a meet, where u wanna see a movie...drag ppl out and jus leave, wats wrong with u? dont get me postin on all other examples...

btw shamis...i dont care if u think im ugly, or hot, or watever...im not on here to find a boyfriend (like how u have 2), so why do u think i care how some fag wannabe eminem thinks about me? if your judging me on how i look...i wonder what u think of all the other members? which are hot to u, which are ugly?

fag.

Slowered318
08-22-2003, 05:08 AM
Hey Jon.. if your gonna post? post something that contains either a: bmw related stuff b: sex related c: nude pictures or d: something funny or even slightly funny

otherwise SHUT UP with the bitchin ....mmmmk?

Jon@Bimmersport
08-22-2003, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by Slowered318
Hey Jon.. if your gonna post? post something that contains either a: bmw related stuff b: sex related c: nude pictures or d: something funny or even slightly funny

otherwise SHUT UP with the bitchin ....mmmmk?

****in perv..lol jk

Slowered318
08-22-2003, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by E46_lover
****in perv..lol jk

see... isn't that much better to look at then the constant bitchin coming from you guys?

windsor318is
08-22-2003, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by Slowered318
see... isn't that much better to look at then the constant bitchin coming from you guys?

i second that...........NOW MORE PORN!!!! this threads been HIJACKED!!:P

bmwm5lover
08-22-2003, 04:04 PM
This threadis very very funny!!!!!!! I just keeep laughing!! You guys made my day!

betmen
08-22-2003, 04:32 PM
kal, knowing slang aint big shit....but those pics....hehehe well lets just say keep em coming

Shamis
08-22-2003, 06:29 PM
hey i spoke to bmw

Labour i dunno yet.... but parts alone will cost 232 with tax to get a key and cylinder..... :(

betmen
08-22-2003, 08:14 PM
shamis dude, thats suck big

well, wut you gota do..you gota do man
good luck, hope the labout is cheap

Adriano
08-22-2003, 09:02 PM
I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit that I have ever read! If we didn't have any of this on Maxbimmer, it would be boring as hell. I say good job to all the azzholes on this board and good job to morons that don't know what the rag is! It all makes me roar!! I love a good rip feast!
By the way, dumb question, how old are you shamis? Honestly, I think most of us learned about the rag in 5th grade?!?!?!
It's all for shit and giggles guys, but keep it coming because this is better than porn!!

Adriano
08-22-2003, 09:09 PM
Oh yea, here is my contribution

moregothanshow
08-22-2003, 09:34 PM
lol hahha adriano.....thats some seriously funnie fuking shit.... lol
hahha yo this thread is turing out funnies by the second! keep it up!

Mysterio
08-22-2003, 09:50 PM
wow
its been a while since I last posted but....DAMN THIS IS FUNNY SHIAT!!!!!:D :D :D :D

on another note, its fair to say shamis might have some intellect issues, as far as ahving that many fender benders and fak ups with his car. That however could also be attributed to a anger managment problem (maybe you really do look like Sandler:rolleyes: )

However that long ass post you wrote flaming on everyone, most can be applied to you.

ex. Internet tough guy routene, how many fights have you actually been in?

and people get flammed all the time on almost every forum I've ever read (especially honda....stupid honda folk:confused: )

so don't take any of it personnaly man, and feel free to flame others, this board WAS a really good place to meet people and get hook ups and crazy ideas, but alas, the inevitable is happening, a flamer fest in the making!!!!*no-no*

oh btw, breaking off you key in the ignition must mean you got maaddddddddd issues with anger control.

Shamis
08-22-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Adriano
I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit that I have ever read! If we didn't have any of this on Maxbimmer, it would be boring as hell. I say good job to all the azzholes on this board and good job to morons that don't know what the rag is! It all makes me roar!! I love a good rip feast!
By the way, dumb question, how old are you shamis? Honestly, I think most of us learned about the rag in 5th grade?!?!?!
It's all for shit and giggles guys, but keep it coming because this is better than porn!!


ARE YOU DUMB MAN OBVIOUSLY I KNOW WHAT ****ING ON UR PERIOD IS FOR BITCHES IVE HAD MANY ENCOUNTERS WITH BLOOD IN MY LIFE IM ****ING 18 AND IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO PUSSY JUICE AS THE RAG

I CALL DAT SHIT DIRT THATS ALL

Soldo
08-22-2003, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Shamis

Soldo. Dude your a looser.. Period. Im serious...u look like something out of beat the geeks
Hehehehehehe, haven't posted in a while, so here it goes, look man, read the thread, i never made fun of you for it, i was only playin around with ya, go to the first page and check it out, but whatever man, heres one for ya!
;)

oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!

Shamis
08-22-2003, 09:55 PM
obviously im cracked out ****ers

AND IVE BEEN IN PLENTY OF FIGHTS, i dont start em but people jsut like to come to me and start shit maybe thats why john has a crush on me

and when people talk shit to me to my face i snap what difference is it if its online if its from someone i dont know then whatever nothing personal but i know john

Shamis
08-22-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by SOLDOMATIC 325i
Hehehehehehe, haven't posted in a while, so here it goes, look man, read the thread, i never made fun of you for it, i was only playin around with ya, go to the first page and check it out, but whatever man, heres one for ya!
;)

oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!

Your first post called me gay with those 2 guys i was with.

Wtf are you talking about TV GEEK??

djcontra
08-22-2003, 09:57 PM
sorry to hear that. My key does the same thing in both of my E36's but what fixes it is if you turn the steering wheel until it clicks (locks) and the key comes out.
I encountered this problem for the first time when I was really drunk after a club night, and I went to go driving (don't ask, I was being stupid), but the key wouldn't turn. I guess it was a sign or something, so I heeded it and took a taxi home. The next day it was still not turning, and then the key got jammed, so out of frustration I grabbed the steering wheel and shook it back and forth. I heard a click, and then the key turned!!

Call charlie and see if he can get you a better price on parts if it's not being serviced already.

Shamis
08-22-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by SOLDOMATIC 325i

oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!

So know your a racist???

You think every black person is dumb and cant type???

Man U should watch your mouth cause u can get killed for saying shit like that u might offend the wrong person



And by the way, i aint no ****ing wigger?? I spell how i speak and i speak what i want. Doesnt make me "black" as your racist white trash ass put it

Soldo
08-22-2003, 10:03 PM
Alright man, easy there, i'm not racist, never said i was, i'll just drop it, i ain't gonna keep agruing with you. For christs sake! Like its so dumb, everyone always gets tough over phone lines, WHATEVER man, its done, i'm a NERD, thats cool, just cut the BS!

Slowered318
08-22-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
ARE YOU DUMB MAN OBVIOUSLY I KNOW WHAT ****ING ON UR PERIOD IS FOR BITCHES IVE HAD MANY ENCOUNTERS WITH BLOOD IN MY LIFE IM ****ING 18 AND IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO PUSSY JUICE AS THE RAG

I CALL DAT SHIT DIRT THATS ALL

Shamis... pussy juice and "the rag" are two drifferent things! unless you think that the only time girls are wet is when they are on their period? Pussy juice flows into the vigina when you actually turn a girl on or if they have an orgasm, guess you've never encountered thoes things yet LOL

Kal
08-22-2003, 10:24 PM
hey wheres' all my porn

Slowered318
08-22-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Kal
hey wheres' all my porn

I donno.. they were good too!
Gamite stole it for use in his personal collection.

windsor318is
08-22-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Slowered318
I donno.. they were good too!
Gamite stole it for use in his personal collection.

......gamite needs to replace some of those pics with ones from his personal collection:D

eh you know what this thread is missing guys??? that "argueing on the internet is like winning the oylmpics...even if you win your still retarded"(or something like that cant remember exactly) PIC anyone got that pic?*th-up* ......or am i retarded:confused:

Adriano
08-23-2003, 01:06 AM
I am just dieing here!!! Shamis I've already asked you this before. PLEASE post a pic of that whore in your avatar. In return, I will teach you the difference between the rag and the juice. Honestly you realy have to relax and spend your time learning the female anatomy instead of flippen out. Have you ever had a girlfriend before? I mean, by 18 you should really know this shit. (I'm just trying to get you going again).

bmwm5lover
08-23-2003, 01:08 AM
hahahahh this is toooo fuvking funny.....

JimZYellow
08-23-2003, 02:44 AM
shiet shamis, seems like u got the worst luck with ur bimmer
maybe u should lay off the *smoke* and *drink*

but on a serious note
sorry to hear that u broke ur key in the ignition, u must've put a lot of strength into it for a bmw key to break (shiets thick)
maybe u should consider another car?

Shamis
08-23-2003, 08:03 AM
yo i said dirty bloody pussy juices

u guys must be the most ignorant people i know to think that someone like me would not know the difference betwen THE MENSTRAL CYCLE and EJACULATION

djcontra
08-23-2003, 01:38 PM
Sorry Shamis, I just couldn't resist!

Kal
08-23-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
yo i said dirty bloody pussy juices

u guys must be the most ignorant people i know to think that someone like me would not know the difference betwen THE MENSTRAL CYCLE and EJACULATION


ummm who's talkin bout ejaculation?? when a girl gets wet that doesn't mean she has 'ejaculated' lol

shamis come on man ... for a guy who apparently makes porno's with girls and shit i would expect u to at least know this shit ... i'll let the rag thing go but now i think ur implying that when a girl gets wet she has 'ejaculated' .. cuz i really dont know where u got that from .. lol ..

this thread was funny now its just sad

Mikester
08-23-2003, 04:15 PM
i didnt know whats the rag. but hey, im allowed not to know since im an immigrant :)

BMW_7
08-23-2003, 04:29 PM
Recap:

1. Shamis can't spell

2. He feels writing in caps would add more arrogance to his post

2. Shamis first doesn't know what a rag is.
Then after being told that it's a term for menstruation he insists that it is pussy juice. Then he is told again that it is a term for menstruation, but he flips out and starts talking about dirt and pussy juice for some more... and saying that he knew what a rag was in the first place???

3. Shamis broke his key because he was too stupid to unlock his steering wheel and believes it's the 1,000th thing that "went wrong with his car".

4. Shamis does not have enough common sense to restore the car to its prestine condition, buy a cheap beater and sell his car, possibly make some money in the proccess.

5. Shamis has the mentality of a child, he is embarrased to drive anything other than a newer BMW, and feels that he is a "pimp 4 life"

Too funny...

Mikester
08-23-2003, 04:39 PM
guys take it easy on him

Shamis
08-23-2003, 04:59 PM
Bmw_7 atleast i dont have a ****ing speak impediment thats the only reason why ur online ur whole life

And if you guys twist my words anymore im gonna ****ing flip out and suicide bomb the next meet

Shamis
08-23-2003, 05:03 PM
Kal uve never made a girl cum before or even got her wet cause shes begging for your cock??? you must be really really bad in bed


If you actually think im that dumbn not to know antything about the female anatomy u guys must be ****ing morons seriously


Last night alone i was with 2 different girls so shut ur mouths.

One was about 5.7, huge rack, black hair, and such a cutie and earlier in the day was some slut who just sucked my dick.

Tommy Boy
08-23-2003, 05:10 PM
Yo shamis what is his speech impediment?

Shamis
08-23-2003, 05:10 PM
the guy sounds retarded to me if hes the guy i remember from like a end of winter meet

Mitch555
08-23-2003, 05:17 PM
Boys have a Penis and Girls have a Vagina! :D

Shamis
08-23-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by BMW_7
Recap:

1. Shamis can't spell

2. He feels writing in caps would add more arrogance to his post

2. Shamis first doesn't know what a rag is.
Then after being told that it's a term for menstruation he insists that it is pussy juice. Then he is told again that it is a term for menstruation, but he flips out and starts talking about dirt and pussy juice for some more... and saying that he knew what a rag was in the first place???

3. Shamis broke his key because he was too stupid to unlock his steering wheel and believes it's the 1,000th thing that "went wrong with his car".

4. Shamis does not have enough common sense to restore the car to its prestine condition, buy a cheap beater and sell his car, possibly make some money in the proccess.

5. Shamis has the mentality of a child, he is embarrased to drive anything other than a newer BMW, and feels that he is a "pimp 4 life"

Too funny...


1) Shamis types fast, is in a Bachelor of computing program in university and is smarter than u would be lead to believe. "The best thing the devil did was make you think he didnt exist"

2) Shamis was writing in caps because he feels pissed of that people say shit to him online and not to his face. Say it to my face next time.

2) Shamis has different terms for different things. I have a different way of hanging out and a different lifestyle then TV geek and his friend Car Geek from Beat the Geeks. Shamis has an older sister and know what a PEriod and PMS and EMS was when he was very young. Shamis never heard the term rag before big deal. I never think abotu the menstral cycle so why would i make up terms for it??? and Shamis deffinatly knows about getting girls wet for his mamoth cock and then making them shoot out juices like a ****ing niagra falls.

3) Shamis broke his key of in his ignition. And guess what no i tried to move my steering wheel back and forth it did nothing. My ignition has been sticky for a long time

4) Shamis Has fixed mostly everything on his car... Only still a couple more things to do. The when shamis sells his car he will be driving a brand new car and never a used car again. But he doesnt want to sell his car untill he can secure something on a brand new bmw

5) Why would Shamis want to drive anything other than a bmw. Shamis loves Bmw's. They drive like a gift from god and make you feel really good when your driving it. Shamis will never buy a car thats not a bmw again. Hopefully as long as i can afford it

6) BMW_7 CANT ****ING COUNT!!!

ZiMMie
08-23-2003, 05:28 PM
YO SHAMIS HOOK UP SOME HOES... WAT R U DEALIN WITH...
Link me up with some of the hoes from ur area..

SHARE :D

Shamis
08-23-2003, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by ZiMMie
YO SHAMIS HOOK UP SOME HOES... WAT R U DEALIN WITH...
Link me up with some of the hoes from ur area..

SHARE :D


HAHAHA dude all my hoes from this area are just for me man maybe sometimes for my close boy & sometimes we share em:D :D and put it on a sony camera lol

I thought u have a gf zimmie??? When i had a gf i didnt cheat i was a good guy
:rolleyes:


Plus man im moving out on my own in like 1 week man... and were im going is called university, and what i shall be doing htere is sleeping in my "girl" friends 6 person female room lol

moregothanshow
08-23-2003, 05:35 PM
how old is your sister?? she nice?? pics?? hahahaha lol....

ZiMMie
08-23-2003, 05:39 PM
am good to my grl but she is not in the coutry.(in the states in univer.)

anyway am goin to sqaure one mall today am not comin back until my phone book is full :D

Shamis
08-23-2003, 05:44 PM
hahah ZIMMIE U DA MAN!!!!

As I was typing to you some babe just asked me to puff with her @ 4pm and then see what happens after dat lol..... So I guess Im gonan be busy in like an hour or so...

and my sister is 21, and id say shes pretty good looking....but i wouldnt say hot cause im her brother and thats gross

moregothanshow
08-23-2003, 05:48 PM
yo hook it up....hahhaah sup with the tires bro?

Shamis
08-23-2003, 05:50 PM
So first u insult me, then u call me bro???


ive been very busy lately

im gonna try to go today and get the information on them
dont worry ill post it when i do it

IVAN
08-23-2003, 05:55 PM
HA HA dude u look retarded in that image..joks

Anyways were the girls with you when the key got stuck...
Did they say what a crazy guy can not get his key outta ...??

moregothanshow
08-23-2003, 06:00 PM
hmmmm i'm curious as to when i insulted u? anyhow...let me know....

Shamis
08-23-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by IVAN
HA HA dude u look retarded in that image..joks

Anyways were the girls with you when the key got stuck...
Did they say what a crazy guy can not get his key outta ...??

no i was with a buddy of mine going to get noodles

Shamis
08-23-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by moregothanshow
hmmmm i'm curious as to when i insulted u? anyhow...let me know....

o i just checked... u didnt... well sorry bro;)

Slowered318
08-23-2003, 06:09 PM
I know what happend..

He was showing a girl how hard he can "ram his key in the ignition" cause he's a porn star pimp! Then she was so impressed she proceded to give him a blow job, and her head hit on the steering wheel and snapped the lock. Then cause her "ejaculation" was all over the seat he slipped while bangin her and broke the key off.

Shamis.. just tell us the truth next time, playa!

Shamis
08-23-2003, 06:14 PM
hahahahahah

IVAN
08-23-2003, 06:16 PM
you are lucky so the biatches did not see that scene,,

Shamis
08-23-2003, 06:20 PM
its more like i always keep some weapons in my car and i was ripped and flippin ou tdat the key wouldnt come out so i took a hammer to it lol

Soldo
08-23-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by BMW_7
Recap:


2. He feels writing in caps would add more arrogance to his post


HEY!!!
No need to knock on people for writing in CAPS!!!!!
:D

Jon@Bimmersport
08-23-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
So know your a racist???

You think every black person is dumb and cant type???

Man U should watch your mouth cause u can get killed for saying shit like that u might offend the wrong person


just because he says it to a black person doesnt mean he'll get killed...black people arent mental killing machines u ****in moron. R_JAY is black and he is chilled out...he isnt one to take out a gun and start shootin at a white guy who says shit about black people.

You think every black person will kill someone?

Aunt Jamima didnt kill anyone if they didnt like her shit...STFU

330DTM
08-23-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Shamis

So know your a racist???

You think every black person is dumb and cant type???

Man U should watch your mouth cause u can get killed for saying shit like that u might offend the wrong person

Okay I bearly read the entire thread but first of all...
Can you even spell?! I've caught you a couple times saying "So know your...." It's "NOW" and not "KNOW." There's a difference so get your grammer straight. Seriously get an education before you own a BMW! I'm getting tired of all the talks of getting X and Y mods but it never happens.

Secondly if you say Soldomatic looks nerdy then that's your opinion. It's better to be nerdy looking than being someone who you really aren't; at least we know most nerds will end up being successful in the long run with their careers. Soldomatic is a cool guy and he will rape you anyday on an autocross or tracking event :D I'm tired of posers!

--This is random crap I'm posting because I'm still under some pain killers from an operation so excuse me for being a dick today.

///Milk
08-23-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by 328DTM
Soldomatic is a cool guy and he will rape you anyday on an autocross or tracking event :D I'm tired of posers!
agreed
watch the autocross video over and over again...you can see his greatness :)

R_JAY
08-23-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Shamis
So know your a racist???

You think every black person is dumb and cant type???

Man U should watch your mouth cause u can get killed for saying shit like that u might offend the wrong person



And by the way, i aint no ****ing wigger?? I spell how i speak and i speak what i want. Doesnt make me "black" as your racist white trash ass put it How the hell did I miss this thread? Anyway, I was on your side until you made this dumbass comment. I'm not the type to get involved in internet fights but you dragged me in. Shamis, how many black people do you know cause I know alot and none of them would kill people for what soldo said. I hate it when people shoot their mouths off and don't know what the f**k they're talking about. I think you need to STFU and stop trying to instigate s*it.

Shamis
08-24-2003, 01:20 AM
hey man soldo was dissing black guys i got no problem with them.

I am not racist at all i coudlnt care what colour people are i do asian girls, white girls, persian girls ive been all over the map man no racist at all.

And i didnt say every black person would kill you for calling black people dumb but if i were black id be very affended by a comment like that from a white person and id probably kill you


I personally thing the wigger comment is extremly prejedice and your imply that every black person is thug scum by calling someone a wigger

SpudBoy
08-24-2003, 01:52 AM
Racism? I didn't know this was the United Nations.

I'm planning the Cruise of Cruises on Oct, 12 2003. Why are you guys trying to solve an age-old problem when you could be confirming on a SERIOUS maXcruise/meet/show'n shine?

Get with the program...

a) Confirm attendance at bimmercruise '03

b) Confirm attendance at Spud Nation II (an openwheel production).

Black/whilte or any other colour... If you miss these two events and keep posting on maX about racial relations... your not contributing anything to this site and in my opinion... should be banned.

Lets get back to bimmer-basics.

IMHO,
Spud

bmwm5lover
08-24-2003, 02:15 AM
Shamis



:D:D(k)

///Milk
08-24-2003, 02:28 AM
*sigh*

Soldo
08-24-2003, 02:30 AM
Spud consider it done!
Just need to straighten something out.......
Originally posted by SOLDOMATIC 325i
oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!
NOW, just to say a few things so i don't get KILLED by a buncha black people (according to Shamis, of course :rolleyes:)...........what i meant by this if you can read, is that i said you were WHITE, and not some THUGGED OUT GANGSTA, my appologies for thinkin you were smarter than that! So if you look it up in the dictionary, you'll see that gangsta does not refer to a specific race!

Originally posted by Shamis
hey man soldo was dissing black guys i got no problem with them.

I personally thing the wigger comment is extremly prejedice and your imply that every black person is thug scum by calling someone a wigger
Secondly, Shamis you better drop the whole racist thing man, seriously, thats just not cool man. Also you might wanna try to do some reasearch and think about what your typing when you say dumb stuff like that. I cannot figure out why calling a white guy a wigger would make "every black person feel like thug scum", just get your facts straight first, then post! So if your not a "wigger" then what are you? Comfortable? Doubt it, wearing your pants half way past your ass, your pretty much givin yourself that image!

P.S. Guys leave Shamis alone if he didn't know what RAG was. He doesn't need to, hes a PIMP, and remember, most of the girls shamis "hits" still have a few years before they can actually experience they're RAG!

*wave* (Just drop it the whole racist garbage, seriously!)

///Milk
08-24-2003, 02:38 AM
Shamis...you got...

sonic07
08-24-2003, 04:25 AM
what a heck happens to this thread ....

"The Story From Hell Last Night, Now I don't know what to do"

now is really going to hell ......

betmen
08-24-2003, 05:08 AM
someone delete this plz, come on, its so gay, stop ifghitng an never ending fight
i dont wana see this thread on top of the page, and i can put god money on it taht most people here would agree

this is such gay shit man

Soldo
08-24-2003, 05:20 AM
AGREED!!!
get this thred the FAK outta here!!
or at least close it!!!

Shamis
08-24-2003, 06:45 AM
i hate u
all of u ..... *smoke*

lol

///Milk
08-24-2003, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by SOLDOMATIC 325i
AGREED!!!
get this thred the FAK outta here!!
or at least close it!!!
I'll second that....close this muthafuka;) *smoke*

Kurt Schneller
08-24-2003, 09:30 PM
Shamis, You really look alot like Adam Sandler hehe

Shamis
08-24-2003, 09:33 PM
hey man
nothing wrong with looking like a super star rich guy who can get laID whenever he wants!:D :D