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objec
06-13-2003, 09:40 PM
-complete suspension, with both strut bars and lower sway bars,
aluminum control arms, aluminum hubs, aluminum roll cage, many
more shit

-4.1 differential, with aluminum heat shield cover, new drive shaft

-bosch performance clutch, light weight flywheel, short shift

-tri-flow exhaust system, 4in downpipe, continued to muffler, no
emisions

-custom header (can fit my arm in them)

-custom inlarged multi-throttle body intake system, designed for
a t4 twin turbo system

-upgraded cam, then reground for more leverage

-no ecu, so no computer controls anything in the car, all computer
controled parts are removed

-stock e30 engine block everything from carnkshaft to cam are
upgraded

-twin turbo, one turbo per two cylinders, one turbo on each side
of engine, front mounted intercooler, blow off valve, turbo timer,
ect

-light weight hoods front and rear, front really light because
middle was cut out for blower

-running a 200 shot of zex, complete system, custom for running
direct port

-16in bbs rs1 rims, 16x10 in rear and 16x8 in front

-custom cooling system, f1 style, oil cooler and exterior engine
cooling

-fiberglass front spoiler and lower lip, fiberglass rear apron
(stock look) front and rear fenders are fiberglass as well as
doors

-interior was completly removed , one seat, all glass removed and
replaced with plactic, custom dash, no other consoles

-and many many many more

objec
06-13-2003, 09:45 PM
this car in very very very fast, sorry for not having pics, i really dont want anyone to see it. its my lifes work, i dont want anything to happpen to her

oh yeah, im guessing it has around 800 horse power, never dynoed or speed tested

objec
06-13-2003, 09:47 PM
one day i want to create the actual dtm they raced, back in the day. ive herd bmw got 1200hp out of 4cyl. thats is my goal.

nzer
06-13-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by objec
oh yeah, im guessing it has around 800 horse power, never dynoed or speed tested

ummm...SURE :rolleyes:

objec
06-13-2003, 09:57 PM
dont worry buddy, i dont race anyone. so you have nothing to worry about

nzer
06-13-2003, 10:38 PM
not worried, it just sounds like a far fetched story thats all.

Slowered318
06-13-2003, 10:45 PM
Sounds like a crazy ride!

Post a time slip from the drag strip for us :)

objec
06-13-2003, 10:59 PM
i dont race it, never had it timed or dynoed, sorry, i keep it pretty low pro. its real hard to drive around being as loud as it is, and i live in cali, the stupid emision out here are cracy. by the time i start it up and get to the street there is a cop or somone has called them already, at night i take it out, its black. no one really get a good look at it, they just here it im sure.

objec
06-13-2003, 11:10 PM
i take it out on the 5 some times during the day. its fun. i cruse the far right lane at 65, an usually some cocky rich guy or rich wife will punch it next to me in their 300 thousand dollar ride, i usually let it go, but some times its real hard. like this viper yesterday. it was yellow and purple with a huge spoiler and front lip, i saw it on the 5 in carlsbad, cali, and he got it ass handed to him. i did not start it. but he though he had a fast i guess. i had him beat with out juice. i let him see it though, or smell it, haha. i could not see him any more, i propley lost him at 150. i kept going to maybe around 200, yeah, around 200, plus or minus.(no speedometor)

objec
06-13-2003, 11:13 PM
people please do your research on the dtm e30 m3, before you dought it, thats all i ask

objec
06-13-2003, 11:14 PM
when i first got the car, stock it was putting out 320, after the emisions was removed i gained maybe 20hp. thats 350 hp in a little ass four banger, with very little weight.

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:15 PM
i understand you dont want anyone to see the actual car.....so just post a pic of the engine.....i want to see the twin turbo with the "custom header can fit my arm in them"....is your cage welded in or bolted ?
*th-up*

objec
06-13-2003, 11:18 PM
my brother welded it in, at our machine shop. its all aluminun too, its the shit, we have aluminum welders and plenty or scrap , so i used that

objec
06-13-2003, 11:19 PM
ill have to get someone with a camera, for that engine pic. ill have a friend do it someday

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by objec
my brother welded it in, at our machine shop. its all aluminun too, its the shit, we have aluminum welders and plenty or scrap , so i used that

the funny thing is YOU CANT WELD ALUMINUM TO STEEL !!!!!

objec
06-13-2003, 11:20 PM
oh really, you a machnist

objec
06-13-2003, 11:24 PM
my friend, steel in my car, pretty slim chance. and you can weld aluminum to steal. if you want to know how, one day i will tell you, but not here, ill write you a "how to do" about it

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by objec
oh really, you a machnist

no, we build custom aluminum tankers as well as steel ones....some of our clients incl the u.s navy, environment canada, nasa etc etc.....i think you may be out of your league....if you want i will give you the number to MANY machine shops we deal with and they will laugh at you ??? or would you like to talk to the head welder at our shop ??? here is a better idea. call "praxair" or "boc" and ask them !!?!

objec
06-13-2003, 11:26 PM
or you can come down to my machine shop and i can do a demo for you

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:26 PM
why wouldn't you race it? Whats the point in owning it.

I think we are aware of what the DTM m3s are capable of, but you said you have an "e30 block" and in your ride you have 325e, which would make it a 6 cylinder no? or did you get an S14 from somewhere.

Surely if you spend so much money on your car you could pay for a shitty little digi camera and get some pics of this "awesome very very very fast" ride.

How much did all your mods cost?

oh and i've decided i probably would race you, i'd probably win since your actually walking

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by objec
my friend, steel in my car, pretty slim chance.

what the hell are you talking about ?!?! your car doesnt have a steel frame ?! if thats the case, why didnt you say that when i said you cant weld steel to aluminum >

objec
06-13-2003, 11:27 PM
ill do that right away

objec
06-13-2003, 11:28 PM
the under chasie is steel, 99% of the body is aluminun or plastics

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by objec
maybe around 200, yeah, around 200, plus or minus.(no speedometor)

it just gets funnier

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by objec
the under chasie is steel, 99% of the body is aluminun or plastics

so where did you weld the cage tooo ?!@?!?!

objec
06-13-2003, 11:29 PM
i love talking to you guys, you are so nice and understanding

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:30 PM
stop the bullshit then, if you'd come on and said i've got a 325e that would have been cool because they are sweet cars.

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:31 PM
http://www.bocgases.ca/

objec
06-13-2003, 11:31 PM
yeah they are , i think all bmw's are sweet, nothing sweeter

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:33 PM
then POST A PIC

objec
06-13-2003, 11:33 PM
the body shell of my car, id say is half steel and half aluminum, some part where just to much work to cut out and replace with aluminun, but alot was

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by objec
i love talking to you guys, you are so nice and understanding

so you expect us to have faith in a guy who say's:i go 200mph but try to keep my car low profile....my car has 800 hp....i dont wanna post pics....c'mon, 1 pic could clear your name....and if you do indeed have this car, i will be the first to apologize !

objec
06-13-2003, 11:34 PM
a pic, ha, if you wanna see pictures read a magazine

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by objec
the body shell of my car, id say is half steel and half aluminum, some part where just to much work to cut out and replace with aluminun, but alot was

so you bolted up new pieces of aluminum frame to the old steel frame and then welded the cage to the aluminum parts ?

objec
06-13-2003, 11:38 PM
oh you can save it for some one eles, i not here to feel good, i have a girlfriend for that, maybe one day ill post one, i have to get some first ok guys. it might be alittle bit, ok

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by objec
a pic, ha, if you wanna see pictures read a magazine

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by objec
a pic, ha, if you wanna see pictures read a magazine

**** you just keep contradicting yourself!

You want to keep a low profile , but your car is in a mag?

The only way i'd believe a pic now is if you took it and had a nice big peice of cardboard or whatever saying "look here is my car" in the photo

objec
06-13-2003, 11:40 PM
no, cut away, bolts weeken the frame, i try to use more welds and less bolts

objec
06-13-2003, 11:41 PM
no, my car in not ain a magazine, pictures are, for you to look at

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by objec
no, cut away, bolts weeken the frame, i try to use more welds and less bolts

you do know steel and aluminum have different melting temperatures ??? do you not ?

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by objec
no, my car in not ain a magazine, pictures are, for you to look at

picture of a car like yours or what? or of e30s, man i could go outside and look at my own how does that help?

ROB89M3
06-13-2003, 11:42 PM
objec has some issues he has to deal with....

GET A LIFE !

objec
06-13-2003, 11:43 PM
i saw that link jermy, we have one of those buy use, the boc gases. i did not know they do alot of welding, just gases and gas products i thought

objec
06-13-2003, 11:44 PM
nice car rob, my brother had one just like it, but the first one

objec
06-13-2003, 11:45 PM
nzer, just for get it, the wall will work, look at that

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by objec
nzer, just for get it, the wall will work, look at that

i guess thats my point proven then, nothing on the wall

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by objec
i saw that link jermy, we have one of those buy use, the boc gases. i did not know they do alot of welding, just gases and gas products i thought

so what kind of welding material do you use...."hyundai" wire ???

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:48 PM
wheres that "bullshit meter" when you need it....

objec
06-13-2003, 11:48 PM
ummm, shit i dont know, if you really want to know id have to ask one of the welders

nzer
06-13-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by objec
ummm, shit i dont know, if you really want to know id have to ask one of the welders

you mean look it up quickly on the net? :rolleyes:

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by objec
ummm, shit i dont know, if you really want to know id have to ask one of the welders

but i thought YOU were going to teach me to weld steel to aluminum ? surely someone who is a "machinist" would know what grade of wire they use then ? so do use use a #5556,7018,6061,5356 etc etc...???!?!?

objec
06-13-2003, 11:52 PM
welder and machinist are not the same, the schools are totly different. more math and design, for machinist, welders are usually just welders

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:53 PM
4041,4043 ??!??

jeremy
06-13-2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by objec
welder and machinist are not the same, the schools are totly different. more math and design, for machinist, welders are usually just welders

the how come when i said "you cant weld steel to aluminum" your responded with (and i quote)" oh really, you a machnist"....because you digging a friggin hole?!?!?!

M3ntal Kev
06-14-2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by objec

-twin turbo, one turbo per two cylinders, one turbo on each side
of engine, front mounted intercooler, blow off valve, turbo timer,
ect


This I have trouble believing. Can you provide a picture to help?

jeremy
06-14-2003, 12:12 AM
looks like he gave up ?

objec
06-14-2003, 12:17 AM
im mack, went to get a sub

objec
06-14-2003, 12:18 AM
i have never seen a million dollars but i sure some one has it

objec
06-14-2003, 12:21 AM
sometimes i cant beleive it eather, im not trying to make beleiver out of you guys, everyone on this site has nice cars that should be enough to keep you happy, sorry my text upsets you guys

objec
06-14-2003, 12:22 AM
maybe its cause im just a trainee, when im a expert then, maybe you would believe me

jeremy
06-14-2003, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by objec
maybe its cause im just a trainee, when im a expert then, maybe you would believe me

no, its because you still havent provided any proof:huh?:

SpoolinS6
06-14-2003, 01:37 AM
Do u guys believe this ( jeremy , M3ntal Kev,nzer ) im having a hard time believing this show us what you got
or are you going to pussy out i give you props for trying to Keep it low, atleast show us a picture of that motor
and stop complaining!!!

SpoolinS6
06-14-2003, 01:38 AM
ATLEAST THE MOTOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

objec
06-14-2003, 01:54 AM
i have engine work dont that i think no one eles has , the way its designed for the turbos, i dont want anyone to see how its dont and especiall the materials used, its pretty amaxing. i rather show the car, deff not the engine

objec
06-14-2003, 01:55 AM
god damn, i cant type, i bet a wild monkey could type and spell better than me

objec
06-14-2003, 01:57 AM
i can email a short mpg. its in germany, where it was purchased, i spent a year there building it up. it not running any turbos in the vid, but well, ill let the vid do the talking, oh yeah and make sure your speaker are turned up

jeremy
06-14-2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by objec
i have engine work dont that i think no one eles has , the way its designed for the turbos, i dont want anyone to see how its dont and especiall the materials used, its pretty amaxing. i rather show the car, deff not the engine

man, you are full of excuses.....please, you have engine work no one has seen ?:D good excuse though*thmbsdwn*

jeremy
06-14-2003, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by objec
i can email a short mpg. its in germany, where it was purchased, i spent a year there building it up. it not running any turbos in the vid, but well, ill let the vid do the talking, oh yeah and make sure your speaker are turned up

put the vid up

objec
06-14-2003, 01:58 AM
just let me know where to send the mpg (email address)

objec
06-14-2003, 01:59 AM
HOW DO I PUT IT UP ON THE SITe

objec
06-14-2003, 02:01 AM
i was big into the track thing back then, haha, its kinda funny

jeremy
06-14-2003, 02:08 AM
ok..... i setup an account just for this...if anyone wants to check it, pm me and i'll give you the password...

email the vid to objecislying@hotmail.com

objec
06-14-2003, 02:13 AM
ok, hold up, i have to make the mpg alittle smaller cause i cant send more that 3megs, hold up

objec
06-14-2003, 02:25 AM
ok, i sent it, i think, check it

objec
06-14-2003, 02:31 AM
you can show that you you and your buddies, thats with out turbos, using all 400hp at that time, sounds sweet dont it

jeremy
06-14-2003, 02:34 AM
the e-mail isnt there

ZiMMie
06-14-2003, 02:47 AM
wow i thought i was a good lier. i guess i finally found someone better than me :D

U must have some pics of the car if u really have these mods on it.

jeremy
06-14-2003, 03:00 AM
still no e-mail !

Daniel Xavier
06-14-2003, 03:04 AM
give him a few minutes..he's searching for a vid of a turboed M3 he saw...just can't remember the url:confused:

jeremy
06-14-2003, 03:07 AM
let's see if he's telling the truth........
(thanks miguel for the bs meter)

objec
06-14-2003, 03:16 AM
oh you guys are so much fun

jeremy
06-14-2003, 03:17 AM
the e-mail still aint there

objec
06-14-2003, 03:18 AM
i send it again

objec
06-14-2003, 03:19 AM
or im sending it right now

Daniel Xavier
06-14-2003, 03:24 AM
lock the thread for pete's sake.

objec
06-14-2003, 03:24 AM
is it there

jeremy
06-14-2003, 03:30 AM
nope....oh well......if you have it great !! if you dont, well atleast you kept me entertained......

objec
06-14-2003, 03:31 AM
thats all i want to do

nzer
06-14-2003, 04:26 AM
Honestly why the **** would you tell everyone about your engine mods and then come up with "oh they are so top secret , shit i mean national security could be comprimised if i showed you my engine bay"

jeremy, any email yet?

Mr seville
06-14-2003, 04:40 PM
yeah and my imaginary mercedes makes 1000hp at the middle wheels come on man give it up:confused: :D

InfinitiStyle
06-14-2003, 07:30 PM
Your running twin T4's on a 4 cylinder??? Talk about inefficent.
Sounds like BS to me. Either you have one crazy f*cked up exhaust manifold to hold the 2 turbos onto a I-4 block, or you have verbal diarehea.

No ECU? So i guess your not running a piggyback system. What type of standalone are you running? Haltech?

windsor318is
06-14-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by InfinitiStyle
Your running twin T4's on a 4 cylinder??? Talk about inefficent.
Sounds like BS to me. Either you have one crazy f*cked up exhaust manifold to hold the 2 turbos onto a I-4 block, or you have verbal diarehea.

No ECU? So i guess your not running a piggyback system. What type of standalone are you running? Haltech?

easy....give him a minute he will do a quick search and see what haltech is:huh?:

objec
06-14-2003, 07:52 PM
i got a new powerbook g4 , by apple that runs the hole system, fuel and air and the oil cooler system, its the shit

SpoolinS6
06-14-2003, 08:10 PM
Objec first of all shut the fuc* with all this bullshit your have to offer us here at max we are honest people we dont need any BASTARDS or FAGGETS as your self to ruine this great website and club as i speaK for others dont bullshit here go some were else we dont have time for little hurting boys as yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bmwm5lover
06-14-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by jeremy
wheres that "bullshit meter" when you need it....
ouldnt find the meeter, but this should get the point across.

SpoolinS6
06-15-2003, 12:05 AM
well done terry this guy is shooting the shit!
eh terry next meet can i come wit yah??

bmwm5lover
06-15-2003, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by M_powered
well done terry this guy is shooting the shit!
eh terry next meet can i come wit yah??
if you pay me! LOL, Ill talk to you bro!

objec
06-15-2003, 04:13 AM
i want some type 3's for it, that would be cool for alittle bit i guess

nzer
06-15-2003, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by objec
i got a new powerbook g4 , by apple that runs the hole system, fuel and air and the oil cooler system, its the shit

what program on your G4 is running your car then?

R_JAY
06-15-2003, 02:27 PM
Wow I can't believe this guy is trying to bullshit the people who know the E30 inside out.

InfinitiStyle
06-15-2003, 04:51 PM
lol
So your laptop is managing your fuel system?
what diagnostic/fuel map program are you using?
next thing you know, you have a Palm Pilot mounted on your dash to tell you the time.:huh?:

jeremy
06-16-2003, 12:17 AM
all i know is......i went to check the e-mail on the hotmail account i set up and it wasnt there....i got bored went to bed....the next morning i went to check out max and the computer is TOTALY FUKED !!! i wasnt even on my comp, i was at my g/f's parents house....luckily her parents work for IBM, so i'm sure they will get the computer straight.......i just found it kinda funny how the computer was ****ed the next day after trying to see if objec left an e-mail !!! objec, by any chance did you send a virus...hmmmmmmmmm......WTF !!!!!

objec
06-16-2003, 02:00 AM
my own program.

ZiMMie
06-16-2003, 02:03 AM
hahahah dont worrry jeremy i got ur back..


objec. give me ur email address i got some pics of my turbo setup u should see...

Kal
06-16-2003, 02:03 AM
BAN HIM

objec
06-16-2003, 02:05 AM
i have friend who's really good with computers and cars. he creates the programs i use. i dont have any stupid stero system in it eather, that runs off that, i can get it to play cool ass movies while im driving though, its the shit, i watched the matrix in it the other day while i was working on it.

jeremy
06-16-2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by ZiMMie
hahahah dont worrry jeremy i got ur back..


objec. give me ur email address i got some pics of my turbo setup u should see...

thanks man, break him off a piece of tha scarborough shit*uzi*

Jim .E.
06-16-2003, 12:23 PM
okay this is guy is lying inside out, no pics, no supposed mpg, and the file he sent you (jeremy) i think is a worm (type of virus) and you got hacked, he claims a apple G4 laptop is powering his fuel managent etc etc but he doesnt know the program, his friend supposedly made it so he can't even explain it....

OBJEC YOU DONT KNOW WTF YOUR TALKING ABOUT AND YOUR TRYING TO IMPRESS US BUT IT DIDNT WORK!

Miguel
06-16-2003, 04:25 PM
Its ok Objec, I believe you.

We should setup a race, you vs. my 45646423878792468746546578467465498764652986369Hp Segway Scooter with quintiple T4 Turbos and septillion (yes it IS a word) exhaust outlets. I also threw on a 69 shot of NAWZ.

I would post pics but my dog ate them.

R_JAY
06-16-2003, 04:40 PM
hahahahaha

SpoolinS6
06-16-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Miguel
Its ok Objec, I believe you.

We should setup a race, you vs. my 45646423878792468746546578467465498764652986369Hp Segway Scooter with quintiple T4 Turbos and septillion (yes it IS a word) exhaust outlets. I also threw on a 69 shot of NAWZ.

I would post pics but my dog ate them.

miguel were are u going with this my ccm is faster than your scooter i got 17212712712712712712712712712712712712712712712712 71271271271271271271271271271271271271271271271278 0Hp buddy its sprayed i got a computer with turbo corvete motor BAHHAHAHAHHAH! wanna race ??:cool: -------> THIS IS WHAT I GOT FOR YOU MIGUEL!

bmwm5lover
06-16-2003, 05:55 PM
i think miguel is more into the Bling Bling

SpoolinS6
06-16-2003, 05:58 PM
how about this??:cool:

BMW BMXer
06-16-2003, 06:08 PM
Steel and Aluminum have the same melting temperatures now?

Get outta town...

The BS is thick here.

Slowered318
06-16-2003, 09:41 PM
hey objec.. if you wire the battery backwards your horn will go
"PEEB", it sound really cool

bmwm5lover
06-17-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Slowered318
hey objec.. if you wire the battery backwards your horn will go
"PEEB", it sound really cool
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA but im sure his friend will get him a special program that makes that noise!

Jeroen
06-20-2003, 07:34 PM
LOL now this is a funny thread:D

Jeroen
06-20-2003, 07:35 PM
Wait I just found a pic of his car:D

Jim .E.
06-20-2003, 07:51 PM
HOLY SHIT! thas like a cross breed of a Bimmer with the Batmobile, needless to say, more pics of it!

PS Objec you crack wheres ur car?....oops forgot, you dont have it

///Milk
06-21-2003, 07:11 AM
Hey objec...i might be going to San D in a week or two..show me your "800 HP" E30 M3...i would LOVE to see an e30 m3...especially with that much power (hah if it even exists)

magnus
06-22-2003, 05:27 AM
Hahahahaha!! i like this guys attitude!! A real visionaire!!! Maybe next he will tell us his car can fly and drive on the sea!!!!*par-t* . All i can say is that i hope we start banning some people (gough....obj)*uzi* By the way Obj... i ll race you! Hell i ll even use my everyday car!!! and take out two wheels from it...and the steering wheel..... and the engine(at least i ll still be the only one with a real car!!!!)*shiner* :moon: :D And by the way just so you know its virtually impossible to fit the turbos on either site of the engine on an s14 M3 simply because the manifold on one site will be about as bit as a flange on a proper manifold! Also unless you are Onasis or someone you wouldnt be able to afford a car like that simply by working at McDonalds like you!!!!!!!

E30ZeRo
06-22-2003, 02:27 PM
its so great to hear a guy that has "800hp" and 16 INCH WHEELS, BAH, ive never smelt bullshit that bad in my entire life. an Illiterate dumbass with a "800Hp" e30 325e "m3", AWESOME! If this exists, stop fingering your pussy and show us.

magnus
06-22-2003, 03:25 PM
What the **** is a carnkshaft and an exterior engine cooler??????:D *uzi* :moon: :D

hoobasleek
06-23-2003, 09:27 AM
I was just there and this guy isn't lying, saw the m3 raced it with my elephant, which I control with a Dell notebook... It's much better than the G4 and I wrote my OWN program...

And it's like 10HP I haven't dyno'd it yet but I guess that's how an elephant would rate...






[come on, I live in africa... I had to throw an elephant joke... *wave*

Mine is probably more believable to you guys than the m3 guy...]

objec
07-18-2003, 09:12 PM
wow, 9 pages

objec
07-18-2003, 09:12 PM
you guys are great

///Milk
07-18-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by objec
you guys are great
really...
how are we great...so....you're doing this cuz ur an........

///Milk
07-18-2003, 09:26 PM
And dude!
Seriously post some fricking pics and a time slip and prolly some dyno chart

M50E30
01-27-2004, 11:56 PM
This has to be the worst thread on maX....well RobM3's posts are pretty stupid too.

BTW - I found a "Top Secret" pic of his turbo set up! :D

notmpowered
01-28-2004, 01:53 AM
I think this is the best thread on any bmw forum anywhere. I have never laughed so much.

objec
01-28-2004, 02:08 AM
i must agree,

hey you just wanna here about my new car, i just finished it the other day.
its a e46 m5 quad-turbo, i made a cuntome intake manifold, like the dm one, but this one runs a turbo for each 2 cylinders, i dynoed it today,

1500 whp. it was awesome, im going to have to change the rear rims, i got 10in wide 3-piece bbs rims, i think ill need a 12 in rim in the rear, that should work better.

SpoolinS6
01-28-2004, 03:10 AM
buddy are u gay or just stupid answer our question !

///m powered
01-28-2004, 05:36 AM
omg this thread is back from the dead:eek:

98323IS
01-28-2004, 02:41 PM
Wow. I just read this whole thread, and I must say, no pics, no way...............man seriously not even an engine pic..........somebody either ban this guy or buddy better post pics asap.

betmen
01-28-2004, 03:20 PM
yeah, i read the whole thread too......this isnt bullshit, this is someting beyond

1500 Whp?...........umm...NO

i say we ban him....anyone in?

niko_gt
01-28-2004, 04:24 PM
on a positive note, i think your car kicks ass!!!!

objec
01-28-2004, 05:00 PM
you guys need to be more open minded, i dont think i shold be banned, i havent done anything wrong, i did not force anyone to read this thread, right.
some of you are over reacting, its just a thread. and stop asking for pics, you guys will probley never see pics, you will just have to imagine it. as a bmw fan my self, i will never doubt a bimmer possibilitys.

///MsAniTy
01-28-2004, 07:13 PM
this guy is prolly a local bmw guy woh is having some fun makin us mad and frustrated .

SeRb
01-28-2004, 07:58 PM
man **** all you bmw guys

i just swapped a ****in bughatti engine into my 626 with like turbos upon turbos upon turbos,

in total theres like 10

i got 42 inch rims on this badboy, all i need is wings and im gonna be flying back to serbia no plane ticket or anything

i keep it on the downlow, this beast puts out like 553483453453hp at like 400rpm, its got like 223432423652523ft pounds of torque and the 30-wheel drive system handles it like a champ

you ****er, you better watch out im coming for ur dtm m3

betmen
01-28-2004, 11:28 PM
i saw the bugati, yes i did

objec
01-29-2004, 01:52 AM
hell yeah, sounds like a phat ass ride, do you have any pics?

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 02:07 AM
Wow, you are one ****ed up cracker! Do you get a boner out of this?
Whats the point in making up bullshit?

objec
01-29-2004, 02:16 AM
BMW_M52_M20

you should have a pic of you 325e cause that week ass 323is sucks donkey balls, that front lip is cool man.

objec
01-29-2004, 02:17 AM
i bet the chicks dig that kinda thing, huh.

SpoolinS6
01-29-2004, 02:19 AM
buddy
u have balls to talk u remind me of a grade 1 school girl that has nothing better to do or doesnt even have a ride grow up and move on !

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by objec
BMW_M52_M20

you should have a pic of you 325e cause that week ass 323is sucks donkey balls, that front lip is cool man.

What sucks about it????? The fact that it is real and that I actually own 2 BMW's?
See I can back my statements up with proof where as you just make up bullshit.
Your a pussy that is a liar and won't show your car because you don't own one.

Whats the name of the shop you get your work done at?

objec
01-29-2004, 02:28 AM
you guys just wont let me.

i dont need balls to talk shit in a bimmer chat room, just a few minuted here and there.

and leave the school girls out of this, and keep them on you desktop, i dont really want to know what your web searched are on. ok

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by objec
i dont really want to know what your web searched are on. ok

Man......You need some grammer practice, you must be dumb as a rock. Oh wait, I already knew that

objec
01-29-2004, 02:33 AM
i get my work done down your mothers throat, haha/ :)

objec
01-29-2004, 02:35 AM
the s is next to the d, i did not know i was being graded

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by objec
i get my work done down your mothers throat, haha/ :)

I don't even need to comment on that response....:confused:

objec
01-29-2004, 02:38 AM
i have to go now, ill be back in the morning to shoot the shit with you asses, i think ill take my twin turbo s14 out for a spin, see you fools later.

objec :)

HIM
01-29-2004, 02:56 AM
Haha, this is too funny, I can't stop laughing

SpoolinS6
01-29-2004, 02:58 AM
hes like a fuken door u talk to it and get no response just bullshit !

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 03:05 AM
Wow, I just checked the weather in Chicago, -15C and snow on the ground, I am sure you would be driving such a rare, high horsepower car in such weather.

Don't crash your bike into a snow bank, it's slippery out there!

King Luis
01-29-2004, 03:37 AM
first bosch doesn't make clutches
and second it is amazing how the stock e30 block can take 800 horse with out any upgrades or making it stronger
and lastly bmw never got 1200horsepower out of any NA 4 cylinder. the gruppe a m3 only had 330 horse.
http://cloud.faereal.net/Pictures/Dir_II/dumbass.jpg

magnus
01-29-2004, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by King Luis
first bosch doesn't make clutches
and second it is amazing how the stock e30 block can take 800 horse with out any upgrades or making it stronger
and lastly bmw never got 1200horsepower out of any NA 4 cylinder. the gruppe a m3 only had 330 horse.
http://cloud.faereal.net/Pictures/Dir_II/dumbass.jpg

I am not taking that guys side but BMW actually did a 4 pot with that kind of power and it was based on the 2002 turbo block that the S14 block comes from! However it was strengthened and new water and oil pathways were made while the internals were different and they run a huge turbo capable of over 3 bars. That was the Formula one cars they used at the time!!!!!In his case though he better be rich cause a turbo alone to get him that power would cost double the value of his car, let alone a block like that! Also note that the heads on those cars where welded on the block!!!In either case that guy(or should i say boy) needs to see a doctor and stop drinking enemas cause he seems to have a severe case of speech diarrhea!!!

toffa182
01-29-2004, 07:24 AM
in his fifth post objec says he lives in cali, but in his profile he's written chicago. i wanna hear a good twin-turbocharged explanation for that. B-P

betmen
01-29-2004, 02:48 PM
i was gona say what toffa182 said, cuz i just noticed the same thing'

i think he is geting cought in his own lies, like the guy on bimmerforums before LOL

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 03:37 PM
If you read some of his other posts in general disscusion and E30 sections, you will realize he doesn't know dick about his car....
Jay

objec
01-29-2004, 03:38 PM
good job magnus, the f1 series, a long time ago bmw ran 1200 hp 4cylinder, with no turbos, i acutally own one, i had to buy it off one of the old team owners in germany, the guy did not want to sell it, so i had to make a trade with him, he knows me alittle cause of our family goes back, he liked one of my 3 series that i had done up, so i traded it.

its a sweet car, i have to do alot of crap to it just befor i could bring it to the u.s., i made it street legal, but hardley take it out, maybe once a month. that i do have pics of it too, but id have to be crazy to show you asses.

BMW_M52_M20
01-29-2004, 03:41 PM
Yep, sure.........:rolleyes:

SeRb
01-29-2004, 05:44 PM
get a life

SeRb
01-29-2004, 06:06 PM
http://maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=26450

wow, for someone thats so much into bmws, ud think u can find a temp sensor

u posted about 5 times different posts asking why ur car wont start

here's another smart example of what a car guy you are
http://maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=17199

http://maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=17181

u keep getting smarter and smarter






are u in san diego or chicago u ****in fruit fly

WoLF
01-30-2004, 01:27 AM
I must say this thread is very entertaining!

///Milk
01-30-2004, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by objec
i have to go now, ill be back in the morning to shoot the shit with you asses, i think ill take my twin turbo s14 out for a spin,
Originally posted by objec
good job magnus, the f1 series, a long time ago bmw ran 1200 hp 4cylinder, with no turbos, i acutally own one
You dumb****
First you say it came with turbos and now you say that it came all naturally aspirated
Why would you even be saying that you're riding around in a 1000+ HP S14 in the ****in winter?! You'd be the dumbest person or the richest person in the world to even do that in subzero temperature.

Now quit posting and go to elementary school!

objec
01-30-2004, 02:23 PM
i have two. it would be stupid t take a classic and slop some turbos in it, id runin it, i have 5 cars, new m5(1500whp) old m5(1000whp), dtm m3(1200bhp), and a different dtm m3(800whp) , and my daily driver, the 325e(250whp)

objec
01-30-2004, 02:24 PM
eat it bitch

objec
01-30-2004, 02:31 PM
my house, is a warehouse, i rent a 80, 000sq ft building, that is my home and garage, its justa big building with no walls, so cool too, i can do doughnuts in my house, i hit golf balls from one end to another, i only use about 10 % for my home the rest i like to keep clear for doughnuts and just slidding around. i have two nitrous feed go-carts too, its a lot of fun, i have a mini circle track around the inner walls, ones a jeff gordon car the other is jr.

its a lot cheaped than buying a home.

Slowered318
01-30-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by objec
i have two. it would be stupid t take a classic and slop some turbos in it, id runin it, i have 5 cars, new m5(1500whp) old m5(1000whp), dtm m3(1200bhp), and a different dtm m3(800whp) , and my daily driver, the 325e(250whp)

what a shooter :huh?:

Bas325
01-30-2004, 03:49 PM
I read the whole thread. And it was really entertaining. I wish I had this kind off imagination. Life would be mucht beter.

:D

SeRb
01-30-2004, 07:20 PM
i have a nuclear silo under my house

bet u didnt know that

BMW_M52_M20
01-30-2004, 07:28 PM
Wow, this guy struggles.....
Lets see a pic of the wharehouse? Oh wait thats bullshit too.......

Schnell
01-30-2004, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by objec
the f1 series, a long time ago bmw ran 1200 hp 4cylinder, with no turbos

Actually they did run turbos. These engines ran a modified M10 block. The block was destroked to 1.5 liters and made 800hp in race trim and 1200hp in qualifying trim. The qualifying motors were known as "grenade" motors because they were only good for 10 laps of the circiut or so. Another interesting note is that BMW Motorsport found that the most durable blocks to use for these race motors were blocks that had seen over 50,000 miles on the street because they were "seasoned." This also the engine that won Nelson Piquet the Formula 1 championship in the early 80s.

betmen
01-30-2004, 10:06 PM
^^^ this guy seems like he knows what he is saying...anyones?


and objec, i do believe you, unlike some people wiht a closed mind

my VW golf gti, 8v, people told me the most i could get out of my car was around 300hp MAX, but i dynoed it and it said it was at 450hp

i run a Twin turbo system, alcohol/water cooling, port polish, VR6 headers, and a whole other bunch of crap

the car beats alot of other cars
i beat a mustang cobra wiht it, i dont have pics because of my insurence

but i do believe you, we are alike

objec
01-30-2004, 11:40 PM
schnell, i have own one, maybe we we are both right, but the the model i have does not use forced induction

objec
01-30-2004, 11:42 PM
they had a lot of experminatal cars that decade, especially with the s14 and your m10 you talk about

betmen
01-31-2004, 04:59 AM
hey, are there any bmw power cars you didnt have?

325Ryan
01-31-2004, 06:32 AM
this is the best thread EVAR

almost as good as the JDM burger thread on honda tech (not that i read honda tech)

SpoolinS6
01-31-2004, 11:41 AM
YAH i have a 1200hp bmw car but i dont know where the cold star valve is do u know ??
HAHAHAHAAH fuker get alife and move on to another forum !

objec
01-31-2004, 03:08 PM
didnt i start this thread, maybe you should move on m powered, no one is asking you to be here.

betmen
01-31-2004, 05:44 PM
ummmmm, if you didnt notice, on this forum, we say the truth, and are are honest and good wiht each other, we dont like lies and bullshiting

thats why everyone is geting at you

M50E30
01-31-2004, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by betmen
ummmmm, if you didnt notice, on this forum, we say the truth, and are are honest and good wiht each other, we dont like lies and bullshiting

betmen,

Isn't it a shame when a$$holes like him and RobM3 are allowed to continue to post absolute crap and not get banned? Well RobM3 has been banned once already and he is still the same retard!

betmen
01-31-2004, 08:13 PM
M50E30, yes i agree that it is

but this kid is worst then rob, becuase rob actualy HAD an m3, this kid is imagening his

i say we ban him, i will send a note to bliss if i get 5 people to say they want him banned

Jon@Bimmersport
01-31-2004, 09:28 PM
why would u run bi turbo, bi t4 turbos, with a 200shot of ZEX when its a track car? halfway around the track the zex will be gone..

objec
01-31-2004, 10:20 PM
i say we ban you betman, for acting like a little girl.

ZiMMie
01-31-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by objec
i say we ban you betman, for acting like a little girl.

hey u have pics of ur cars?

objec
01-31-2004, 10:21 PM
i have a tissue if you need one.

betmen
01-31-2004, 10:37 PM
objec is a intenet thugggg

i wish i met you, i would love to see you say shit like that to my face, o and im not mad, just laughing at your arrogance

o and one more thing for you......

Soldo
01-31-2004, 10:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, WOW!
I just finished reading this entire thread, and please DO NOT ban this guy, he is the very essence of JOKES on max!

This guy's TOO funny, someone promote him to a MOD!
hahaha, he's got all these incredible machines with so much power, thats amazing!
I love it when the youth of today gets completly corrupted by the FAST AND THE FURIOUS!

Kinda sad though, this guy is even gettin TOLD by ///MILK, haha!

TOO FUNNY!

Just keep all these amazing cars coming!

Hey you 325e guys, you guys should be askin him for details, a 250WHP 325e, SOUNDS PRETTY FAST TO ME!



BTW, does anyone else smell that?
The entire time i read this thread couldn't smell anything but SHITTTT, i think its from a BULL too!

objec
01-31-2004, 11:13 PM
thats so werid, cause i actually have (thug life) tatted on my stomach.

jeremy
01-31-2004, 11:16 PM
objec: this is for you !

Lennon
01-31-2004, 11:29 PM
Bruce, where are ya man, shut this guy down........

Soldo
02-01-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by objec
thats so werid, cause i actually have (thug life) tatted on my stomach.
HAHAHAHA!
Right on PAC!
Ya get shot 5 times before?!
:D

Lennon
02-01-2004, 12:23 AM
He's been banned guys, he won't be coming on anymore.

Soldo
02-01-2004, 12:41 AM
Thats not really fair, why ban him!
He posted some BS, (according to US, although theres a .000000001% chance were wrong) i don't think he did anything WRONG!

Lyin can get you banned on max?!
Cause if thats the case, half of this website should be banned!

Lennon
02-01-2004, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by SOLDOMATIC 325i
Thats not really fair, why ban him!
He posted some BS, (according to US, although theres a .000000001% chance were wrong) i don't think he did anything WRONG!

Lyin can get you banned on max?!
Cause if thats the case, half of this website should be banned!

He has though man... there are a few posts that are deleted now, that he went a little too far with some members....... things that just shouldn't be tolerated.

Soldo
02-01-2004, 04:17 AM
My appologies if hes gone that far, but from all the things that i have read, all he did was shit talk, and its just that half of this board is made up of shit talk, its what gets convos started, so what can you do!

Ah well, shit happens

vertakul
08-28-2004, 04:55 PM
Sorry to revive this thread but.. you have 800hp car with TONS of mods that has never been dyno-tuned ?? lol.

yeh ok buddy :)

Soldo
08-28-2004, 07:27 PM
hahahaha, here we go again!

lvan
08-29-2004, 05:54 AM
Just leave him alone hahah. Without this kind of patients maxbimma would not be fun hehehe .