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XtasyX
02-10-2009, 02:31 AM
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-bmw-320i-fully-suped-up-W0QQAdIdZ104351040


its a bmw 320i auto with m3 parts nd headlights from outside a 1200watt sound system wid a 10 inch JBL subwoofer nd a pioneer nice dick hooked up wid a satalite radio nd more nice about this car is that in the back seat in da middle u have a nice little fridge its comes wid winter tires . its a good project car a very fast car . i need to sell the car as fast as i can cause am leavin the country call anytime at 4168768601

:D

lvan
02-10-2009, 02:46 AM
lil fridge to keep apples warm as well.

bimmer318ti
02-10-2009, 02:52 AM
LOL.. looks like better photo shots of him than the actual car.. lol

Dado 540
02-10-2009, 03:25 AM
Check the ears

98Dinan3
02-10-2009, 03:57 AM
LOL.. looks like better photo shots of him than the actual car.. lol

:D:D:D you would swear he was trying to sell himself with those pictures...lol

rendered
02-10-2009, 07:40 AM
LOL. He looks like the middle eastern version of Curious George.

I'd be a little suspicious of this. "i need to sell the car as fast as i can cause am leavin the country"

Bullet Ride
02-10-2009, 08:57 AM
pffff lol....

Look at how cool I look standing by this car and driving it. You definitely should buy it because it will get you lots of 16 yr old poon-tang

dbworld4k
02-10-2009, 09:24 AM
LOL @ monkey ears comment.. ahahaha. I call fake, someone's probably playing a joke on the owner (that dude who's stuntin' pretty hard)

rodo
02-10-2009, 09:35 AM
lol, look at the message i got the other day about a watch i was selling (sold the same day for asking price of 6k)

Great watch..will offer $3,000 cash..you can get one at auction for $6,000 maybe less. lemme know.

Thanks,

Greg

Fel
02-10-2009, 10:34 AM
That's awesome... haha. Guy looks like a car coming down the hill with both doors open.

Wonder what the car looks like....

commodore64
02-10-2009, 11:06 AM
That has to be ugliest and skinniest kid I have seen in a very long time

arsevader
02-10-2009, 11:46 AM
its comes wid winter tires......I taught I taw a pudy tat.

lvan
02-10-2009, 02:57 PM
I think the car was smacked up. You can see the hood has huge gap and fender lines do not match. Not that anyone cares in this case.

Eurostyle
02-10-2009, 03:06 PM
Is this a Kijiji ad or MMTO profile!!!?? ROLF...

Another BM
02-10-2009, 03:06 PM
HAHAHAHAH best line guys... and i quote " has a nice dick hooked up"

on a keyboard the "i" and the "e" are no where near each other.. ahhhhh. i love our education system. The more of these kind of kids they pop out.. the better chance i have at success in this world..

We could all let out a nice sigh of relief

VSanj
02-10-2009, 03:08 PM
"a pioneer nice dick hooked up wid a satalite radio"

at least the car has a "NICE DIK" no homo!

Another BM
02-10-2009, 03:12 PM
"a pioneer nice dick hooked up wid a satalite radio"

at least the car has a "NICE DIK" no homo!

ha ha..

i beat u to that line.

PinkieMoscow
02-10-2009, 04:25 PM
I used to have one of those pioneer dicks, but it broke.

rodo
02-10-2009, 04:35 PM
i like the echo w/ body kit

Eurostyle
02-10-2009, 04:36 PM
I used to have one of those pioneer dicks, but it broke.

You played with it too much, thats why it broke! ROFL...

XtasyX
02-10-2009, 05:41 PM
ha ha..

i beat u to that line.

Actually...I beat you both! I bolded it in the original post!

Is this a Kijiji ad or MMTO profile!!!?? ROLF...

I think the latter hahahaha

XtasyX
02-10-2009, 05:46 PM
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-2004-bmw-330ci-call-647-448-7671-W0QQAdIdZ105630254

Another funny one.

Body Type: Coupe (2 door)
Year: 2004
Kilometers: 63

Address: Church Street and Wellesley Street (gay village),, Toronto, ON View map
Location: Toronto
Date Listed: 08-Feb-09

2004 BMW 330ci with 63000km, Imola White with Black Leather Interior. Fully loaded, M Package, Performance Package, Factory Navigation, Park Distance Control, Rear Sunshade, 6 spd Manual Transmission, 18" Wheels & BMW Certified Series Warranty until September 2010. All services up to date and always serviced at dealer. You will not find a 330 with more options than this one! Private sale, $12,500 OBO.

i need money so please call my cell only no emails
john dickerson at 647 448 7671

scam or desperate for guys to call him? :confused:

Axxe
02-10-2009, 05:55 PM
Imola White?

dbworld4k
02-10-2009, 05:58 PM
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-2004-bmw-330ci-call-647-448-7671-W0QQAdIdZ105630254

Another funny one.



scam or desperate for guys to call him? :confused:

Pure scam... the car pictured doesn't even remotely match the description.

TNation
02-11-2009, 11:04 AM
ahahhahahaahha whats for sale, the FAST 320i or the ugly kid?

XtasyX
02-11-2009, 01:03 PM
ahahhahahaahha whats for sale, the FAST 320i or the ugly kid?

His pioneer dick and mini fridge at the back :D

Eurostyle
02-11-2009, 05:40 PM
This one is also nice:rolleyes:

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-i-know-you-want-this-have-to-sell-it-in-this-week-price-W0QQAdIdZ106363343

Mikeee46coup
02-11-2009, 06:35 PM
This one is also nice:rolleyes:

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-i-know-you-want-this-have-to-sell-it-in-this-week-price-W0QQAdIdZ106363343

hahaha, dang that's what I call BLING BLING SUN!!!

TNation
02-11-2009, 07:09 PM
LOL, what a joke. That's why BMW drivers have a reputation as extreme douchebags. Cause of douchebags like these.

craigIS
02-11-2009, 07:19 PM
LOL, what a joke. That's why BMW drivers have a reputation as extreme douchebags. Cause of douchebags like these.

^^ agreed.

not all douch bags act the same.....some rice out their car, others are all talk, some are idiots, others cant drive....some are all of the above and more

BMW_7
02-11-2009, 08:41 PM
^^ agreed.

not all douch bags act the same.....some rice out their car, others are all talk, some are idiots, others cant drive....some are all of the above and more

And a whole lot more who are gullible enough to believe fake ads posted by a 13 year old.

TNation
02-11-2009, 11:16 PM
And a whole lot more who are gullible enough to believe fake ads posted by a 13 year old.

only one way to see; call him and ask if its for sale! haha

magnus
02-12-2009, 03:48 AM
Check the ears

Screw the ears...check the nose!
Damn that thing must give him at least an extra 10km top speed just from the aerodynamics of it!!!!!
I bet he could smell a beer sausage from his house all the way to Germany!!!!:D

AceOfSpades
02-12-2009, 10:14 AM
no shit son, i can bet that you guys are tempted to call him right now!

Nick_V
02-12-2009, 03:17 PM
Good luck with your asking price, buddy. Haha.
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-bmw-318-W0QQAdIdZ106185076

Axxe
02-12-2009, 03:22 PM
Screw the ears...check the nose!
Damn that thing must give him at least an extra 10km top speed just from the aerodynamics of it!!!!!
I bet he could smell a beer sausage from his house all the way to Germany!!!!:D

He could use it as a merry go round brake, or a wheel chock! Hell, third world countries get lost in there.

TNation
02-12-2009, 03:56 PM
Good luck with your asking price, buddy. Haha.
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-bmw-318-W0QQAdIdZ106185076

that car looks like SHIT

magnus
02-12-2009, 04:26 PM
He could use it as a merry go round brake, or a wheel chock! Hell, third world countries get lost in there.

Last time he sneezed 20 minutes later the tsunami hit Thailand!
Last time he snorted some charlie....Colombia had the best financial year!!!!!:D*par-t**wiggle*

Another BM
02-12-2009, 04:29 PM
sniff sniff... anyone smell that burnt rice

5thseries
02-12-2009, 09:11 PM
**** Kijiji

TNation
02-12-2009, 11:12 PM
**** Kijiji

haha WHY

Eurostyle
02-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Good luck with your asking price, buddy. Haha.
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-BMW-bmw-318-W0QQAdIdZ106185076

Gotta love those 4 door 318is's....ROFL