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SamE30e
03-19-2008, 09:29 PM
I got a ticket on 10 side road 110kmh in a 80 in georgetown.

Anybody got any ways to get off of it besides the obvious trial with hopes of a no show?

Thanks

Sam

lukeh
03-19-2008, 09:53 PM
Flee the country.

e30_kid89
03-19-2008, 09:55 PM
Offer him a blow job. Or fight in court.

El Gato Liso
03-19-2008, 10:02 PM
1 kmh more and you would have got your car impounded....


(it is now 30 over right? correct me if i wrong)

e30_kid89
03-19-2008, 10:20 PM
nah, still 50

propr'one
03-19-2008, 10:31 PM
i live in canada, but **** THIS GOVERNMENT.
that is all.

www.magma.ca/~fyst

europrince
03-19-2008, 11:13 PM
i live in canada, but **** THIS GOVERNMENT.
that is all.

www.magma.ca/~fyst

are you going to start shooting into an open crowd soon?

Boots R
03-19-2008, 11:24 PM
I got a ticket on 10 side road 110kmh in a 80 in georgetown.

Anybody got any ways to get off of it besides the obvious trial with hopes of a no show?

Thanks

Sam

Hire a lawyer bro.

SamE30e
03-19-2008, 11:31 PM
I can barely afford my car as it is.. In all seriousness, I had to take a shit. What was I going to say

"Sorry officer I was speeding because I have to drop a wicked back deuce!"

I have an idea, i'm going to call the prosecutor tomorrow.

Boots R
03-19-2008, 11:40 PM
I can barely afford my car as it is.. In all seriousness, I had to take a shit. What was I going to say

"Sorry officer I was speeding because I have to drop a wicked back deuce!"

I have an idea, i'm going to call the prosecutor tomorrow.

I told an officer I had to take a wicked piss.

... Bitch towed my car.

AceOfSpades
03-20-2008, 12:36 AM
I told an officer I had to take a wicked piss.

... Bitch towed my car.

i wonder if that holds in court:confused: pissing is important

slimjim
03-20-2008, 12:38 AM
just wondering, could u say ur speedometer wasnt working?, like the fuse blew or something and u were going to get in fixed.....

OR tell him u were in a rush becuase u were going to get ur dick wet.

or get this guy for ur lawyer http://youtube.com/watch?v=VX8_M-KI7IQ

Dr. Flyview
03-20-2008, 12:22 PM
Is 30 over that bad? I got a 25 *mumble*

SamE30e
03-20-2008, 01:04 PM
I have a medical condition involving the shit thing, maybe if I get a physicians letter.

djeurofest1
03-20-2008, 03:24 PM
I have a medical condition involving the shit thing, maybe if I get a physicians letter.

lol... your going to go threw all that, and make ur self look like an idiot in court... maybe the judge might be an asshole and take your licence away, if you can't hold ur shit in.

stop whinning, you were speeding, pay the ticket and don't get caught speeding again!

Boss17
03-20-2008, 03:30 PM
30 over is 4 demerit point infraction and i believe a $250 fine. It's a bitch to have on your record. I suggest you go speak to a prosecutor and try to get it reduced to 15 over like i did. That way you lose no demerit points and it's only a $52 fine with taxes and all.

lukeh
03-20-2008, 09:56 PM
or comically, crap yourself in court.

sirex
03-20-2008, 11:26 PM
lol oh man.... if u read the anal fisure thread in offtopic, this is just LOL- whipping to the cake hahahha

Seriosuly man, you need a lawyer to fight that!! Thats a big bad boy ticket. I dont thikn saying u needed to take a shit will help you... try xcopper.

those 80 km/h roads are bullshit though.. the flow of traffic is 100.

///MG
03-21-2008, 01:12 AM
i wonder if that holds in court:confused: pissing is important


Studies show that "holding it in" may increase the risk of prostate cancer and decrease fertility.

lvan
03-21-2008, 01:30 AM
That is is quite toughy to fight. Best of luck

slemmer
03-21-2008, 08:44 AM
So really, how fast were you going before getting caught?

SirStimpy
03-21-2008, 12:03 PM
OK...so your only real defense is making sure the cop has done everything properly (within reason). These days, printing errors on tickets, or spelling errors are not enough for the JoP to toss out the ticket.

Couple of paths here:
1. Ask for a court date....if the cop doesn't show, it will get tossed.
2. You can always plead guilty to a lesser charge...and they will almost always permit it. Show up 10 minutes before your court time, talk to the crown attorney...and he/she will reduce the charge (ie. the next "tier" down....maybe to 95 in an 80)
3. If you really think you can show some error was made, then you can try to go to trial. The crown will always start with, "Did you know how fast you were going?"....which is tricky question to answer....be prepared for it. If they catch you in a lie, you are toast (ie. otherwise known as perjury).

propr'one
03-21-2008, 01:20 PM
are you going to start shooting into an open crowd soon?

that's a WICKED idea bro, thanks!

VSanj
03-21-2008, 02:41 PM
I told an officer I had to take a wicked piss.

... Bitch towed my car.

you should have pulled a R Kelly and pissed on her...........lol

rodo
03-21-2008, 02:43 PM
That sucks man... u shoulda shat ur pants and then when he came up to ur car it woulda stunk like shit and he woulda let u go hahaha

summit425
03-21-2008, 07:46 PM
I really don't mind points and fine.. my main concern is the INSURANCE PRIMIUM!!!

basically $500 increase if you get caught once for speeding.

dephrag
03-21-2008, 10:19 PM
What I like to do is about 2 hours before the court appearance, call the station and make up some kind of emergency, and request that specific officer to show up as it's a matter of domestic abuse that he's previously been involved in..or something... not that i've ever done that......im drunk

europrince
03-22-2008, 01:26 AM
What I like to do is about 2 hours before the court appearance, call the station and make up some kind of emergency, and request that specific officer to show up as it's a matter of domestic abuse that he's previously been involved in..or something... not that i've ever done that......im drunk

so they trace your call, find out you're lying and charge you with being a public nuissance or something....nice move *th-up*

BMW BMXer
03-22-2008, 09:28 PM
same I use this guy

Dan Johnson
416 580 9295

Cost you about 2 bills, but the results have been favorable every time.

I have had 4 thrown out entirley (speeding, improper exhaust, rolling stop, failure to provide insurance) and 2 reduced (speeding over 15 to under 15).

A few other memebers use him.

PROJECT_E36
03-23-2008, 07:36 PM
get a lawyer thats what i did i have court soon so we'll see how that goes.

hootie
03-25-2008, 02:13 PM
get a lawyer and go to court

bimmer1989
03-25-2008, 05:54 PM
I agree because if you r shit thing is true he will know how to use it to your advantage, and the small fee for the lawyer is better than the years of high insurance rates.